# Evan's Eggplant Adult Parody Paperback Book

## What it is

The Evan's Eggplant Adult Parody Paperback Book is a Jen Jenivive wellness product. Positioned for for-him and for-her. Current price: $11.89 (retail value $16.99). In stock.

## Emma's take

The most popular eggplant in the neighborhood has a problem.

Evan has an eggplant. It is beloved by the neighborhood. And then, right before the photo op, something goes wrong. What follows is thirty-five pages of winking, knowing humor that only adults will fully appreciate, written by an indie author who does this entirely in her spare time.Known for its cheerfully immature tone and layered innuendo, this one is a gift that lands hard for anyone named Evan, anyone who sends a certain purple emoji, or anyone who simply appreciates a joke that works on two levels at once.

## Specifications

- Format: Paperback
- Pages: 35
- Author: Jen Jenivive
- Content: Adult parody with innuendo

## What's in the box

- 1x Evan's Eggplant paperback book, 35 pages

## Care instructions

- Store flat or upright on a shelf away from direct sunlight to prevent cover fade.
- Keep dry. Paperback covers warp with moisture.
- Lend at your own risk. This one tends not to come back.

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## Frequently asked questions

## Is this book suitable for all adults or is the humor very explicit?

The humor works through innuendo rather than explicit content. The jokes land because the reader brings the subtext. It reads clean on the surface and cheeky underneath, which is precisely the point.

## Do you need to be named Evan to enjoy this?

Not at all. The author herself lists loving eggplants and enjoying silly, immature humor as equally valid reasons to pick it up. It works as a gift for an Evan in your life or simply as a knowing little book for anyone with the right sense of humor.

## How long does it take to read?

At thirty-five pages it is a very quick read. Most people get through it in a single sitting, which also makes it easy to hand to someone at a gathering and watch their face.

## Will the packaging give away what is inside?

Your order ships in a plain box with no indication of the contents on the outside. The return address reads XD Inc. The book itself has its own cover, so once it is unwrapped it speaks for itself.

## Is this fiction or based on a real person named Evan?

Purely fictional. The author notes explicitly that no real Evan inspired this story. Any resemblance to an Evan and his eggplant is entirely coincidental.