# Paper Holiday Twisted Wares Napkins 20-Pack

## What it is

The Paper Holiday Twisted Wares Napkins 20-Pack is a Twisted Wares wellness product. Positioned for for-him and for-her. Current price: $7.00 (retail value $7.99). In stock.

## Emma's take

The napkin that actually gets a laugh at the table.

Finally, napkins that say what we're all thinking during the holidays! These cheeky little squares turn any gathering into the kind of party where Uncle Bob's stories actually seem funny *(probably because everyone's embracing the "Alcoholidays" spirit)*. Perfect for when you want to be the host who makes everyone snort-laugh into their eggnog.

Whether you're throwing an intimate dinner party or need the perfect hostess gift that screams **"I'm fun AND practical,"** these beauties have you covered. Twenty napkins means twenty chances to make your guests giggle while they're wiping up their holiday indulgences. Made right here in America, because supporting local businesses while being delightfully inappropriate just feels right.

- Turn any boring holiday gathering into the party everyone actually wants to attend

- Perfect conversation starter for breaking the ice with new neighbors

- Finally, a hostess gift that won't end up in a regift pile

- Makes cleanup fun *(yes, that's actually possible)*

- Ideal for adults-only holiday parties where the real fun begins after 9 PM

- Great for secret Santa exchanges when you want to be remembered

- Turns spilled drinks into opportunities for shared laughter

- Perfect for holiday happy hours, cookie exchanges, and "ornament parties"

## Works for him

Nothing says **"I'm the fun friend"** like showing up with napkins that make everyone do a double-take. These cheeky little conversation starters will have your guests laughing before they've even finished their first drink *(and definitely after their third)*. Perfect for your holiday party, white elephant gift, or that friend who appreciates a good pun with their punch. **Who knew being the host with the most could start with something so delightfully inappropriate?**

## Works for her

Finally, party supplies that match your sense of humor! These **"Happy Alcoholidays"** napkins are the perfect little detail that transforms any gathering from basic to brilliant. Whether you're hosting girls' night, a holiday mixer, or need the ideal hostess gift, these cheeky beauties show you don't take yourself too seriously *(but you do take your parties seriously)*. **Ready to be the friend who always brings the perfect touch of naughty-nice?**

## Specifications

- Pack size: 20 napkins
- Dimensions: 5 inch square
- Material: 3-ply paper
- Design: Happy Alcoholidays
- Made in: USA

## What's in the box

- 1x pack of 20 paper napkins

## Care instructions

- Use immediately or store flat in a dry place.
- Wipe clean with a damp cloth if needed.
- Keep away from moisture to prevent ink bleeding.
- Store in original packaging to maintain crisp condition.

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## Frequently asked questions

## What kind of napkins are these?

These are 3-ply paper cocktail napkins with a cheeky 'Happy Alcoholidays' design. They're 5-inch squares that come in a 20-pack, perfect for adding some humor to your holiday entertaining.

## Are these made in the USA?

Yes, these Twisted Wares napkins are made right here in the USA with quality 3-ply construction.

## Can I use these for any occasion or just holidays?

While they're themed 'Happy Alcoholidays,' these work great for any gathering where you want to add some playful humor. I love using them year-round for cocktail parties and dinners with friends who appreciate a good laugh.

## Are these napkins food safe?

Absolutely. These are standard food-grade paper napkins, so they're completely safe to use with appetizers, drinks, and any table setting.

## Will the design fade or smear if they get wet?

The design is printed on quality paper, but like most cocktail napkins, prolonged moisture exposure can cause some ink bleeding. They handle normal drink spills just fine though.

## How long will these napkins last if stored properly?

Paper napkins can last indefinitely when stored flat in a dry place. I keep mine in the original packaging until I'm ready to use them, and they stay crisp and fresh.