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Big Cocks: Hilarious Snaps Of Prominent Poultry Coffee Table Book 96 Pages
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Big Cocks: Hilarious Snaps Of Prominent Poultry Coffee Table Book 96 Pages

The chicken coffee table book that's not what you think

$10.99

How it feels

  • Group play factor
  • Cheekiness level
  • Interactivity
  • Reusability
  • Conversation factor
  • Setup ease
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What it does

This is the coffee table book that makes everyone do a double-take, then burst out laughing. Charlie Ellis pairs stunning rooster photography with captions that play up every possible innuendo about these proud, strutting birds. Perfect for anyone who loves a good visual pun and doesn't mind their humor with a side of barnyard sass. It's surprisingly well-made for something this silly — quality photography, solid binding, the kind of book that starts conversations at parties and makes excellent gag gifts for friends with a sense of humor.

FAQs / Q&A

  • Is this actually about roosters or is it something else?

    It's genuinely about roosters! Real poultry photography with tongue-in-cheek captions that play up the double entendre. The joke is in the presentation, not hidden content.

  • How obvious is the humor — can I give this as a gift?

    The humor is cheeky but not explicit. It's barnyard innuendo that makes people laugh, not blush. Perfect for friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates clever visual puns.

  • What's the photo quality like for a novelty book?

    Surprisingly high quality! These are genuinely beautiful rooster photographs in a well-made hardcover format. The joke doesn't compromise the craftsmanship.

  • How do I clean or store this book?

    Store flat like any coffee table book and dust with a dry cloth. The hardcover binding should last for years of re-reading and sharing laughs.

Care Instructions

  • Store flat to prevent binding damage and keep those proud roosters picture-perfect.
  • Wipe clean with dry cloth only — these cocks prefer to stay crisp and dry.
  • Perfect conversation starter for coffee tables, bookshelves, or anywhere guests need a laugh.

In the box

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Specs

  • Author: Charlie Ellis
  • Format: Hardcover coffee table book
  • Pages: 96 full-color pages
  • Content: Rooster photography with humorous captions
  • Size: Standard coffee table book dimensions
  • Theme: Tongue-in-cheek poultry humor

Emma's take

Emma

Not flashy, just genuinely good at what it does.

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  • Secure checkout

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  • Discreet shipping

    Plain box, plain label. Not a secret, just nobody's business.

  • 2-3 day delivery

    Ships fast from US warehouses in Michigan and Arizona.

  • 30-day returns

    Something off? Tell us. We'll make it right.

  • Always genuine

    Sourced direct. No knock-offs, ever.

  • Body-safe materials

    Medical-grade silicone, glass, and steel, named on every product page.

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