Is this actually about roosters or is it something else?

It's genuinely about roosters! Real poultry photography with tongue-in-cheek captions that play up the double entendre. The joke is in the presentation, not hidden content.

How obvious is the humor — can I give this as a gift?

The humor is cheeky but not explicit. It's barnyard innuendo that makes people laugh, not blush. Perfect for friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates clever visual puns.

What's the photo quality like for a novelty book?

Surprisingly high quality! These are genuinely beautiful rooster photographs in a well-made hardcover format. The joke doesn't compromise the craftsmanship.

How do I clean or store this book?

Store flat like any coffee table book and dust with a dry cloth. The hardcover binding should last for years of re-reading and sharing laughs.

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Big Cocks: Hilarious Snaps Of Prominent Poultry Coffee Table Book 96 Pages

Name: Big Cocks: Hilarious Snaps Of Prominent Poultry Coffee Table Book 96 Pages
Brand: Hachette
SKU: 86872
Price: 10.99 USD
Availability: InStock

The chicken coffee table book that's not what you think

$10.99

How it feels

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What it does

This is the coffee table book that makes everyone do a double-take, then burst out laughing. Charlie Ellis pairs stunning rooster photography with captions that play up every possible innuendo about these proud, strutting birds. Perfect for anyone who loves a good visual pun and doesn't mind their humor with a side of barnyard sass. It's surprisingly well-made for something this silly — quality photography, solid binding, the kind of book that starts conversations at parties and makes excellent gag gifts for friends with a sense of humor.

FAQs / Q&A

Is this actually about roosters or is it something else?
It's genuinely about roosters! Real poultry photography with tongue-in-cheek captions that play up the double entendre. The joke is in the presentation, not hidden content.
How obvious is the humor — can I give this as a gift?
The humor is cheeky but not explicit. It's barnyard innuendo that makes people laugh, not blush. Perfect for friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates clever visual puns.
What's the photo quality like for a novelty book?
Surprisingly high quality! These are genuinely beautiful rooster photographs in a well-made hardcover format. The joke doesn't compromise the craftsmanship.
How do I clean or store this book?
Store flat like any coffee table book and dust with a dry cloth. The hardcover binding should last for years of re-reading and sharing laughs.

Care Instructions

Store flat to prevent binding damage and keep those proud roosters picture-perfect.
Wipe clean with dry cloth only — these cocks prefer to stay crisp and dry.
Perfect conversation starter for coffee tables, bookshelves, or anywhere guests need a laugh.

In the box

See exactly what arrives in your discreet package.

Specs

Author: Charlie Ellis
Format: Hardcover coffee table book
Pages: 96 full-color pages
Content: Rooster photography with humorous captions
Size: Standard coffee table book dimensions
Theme: Tongue-in-cheek poultry humor

Emma's take

Okay, this is a fun one. Here's the aside: If your coffee table's been looking a little too serious, this book is the perfect conversation starter. Fair warning: guests will do a double-take before they realize it's actually about chickens. ♥

Not flashy, just genuinely good at what it does.

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Secure Checkout
Don't pull out, finish inside
Discrete Shipping
No dildos on doorsteps. ✅
Quickie 2-3 day delivery
Comes fast, not pre-maturely
30 Day Returns
You use, you keep.
Always Genuine
No shitty knock-offs
Body Safe Materials
Safety for your business is our business
Secure Checkout
Don't pull out, finish inside
Discrete Shipping
No dildos on doorsteps. ✅
Quickie 2-3 day delivery
Comes fast, not pre-maturely
30 Day Returns
You use, you keep.
Always Genuine
No shitty knock-offs
Body Safe Materials
Safety for your business is our business

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