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XL Xeno Egg Glow-in-the-Dark Silicone Non-Phallic Dildo
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XL Xeno Egg Glow-in-the-Dark Silicone Non-Phallic Dildo

An alien-egg fullness that glows, stretches, and is yours to lay.

$89.99

How it feels

  • Girth
  • Insertable length
  • Firmness
  • Realism
  • Base and balance
  • Body-safe material
Size
1

What it does

This glow-in-the-dark egg is built for the fantasy-forward: alien coloring, ribbed texture, and a tapered tip leading into a full 3.1-inch stretch. Laying it back out after insertion is the actual party trick, exactly as the spec describes. Skip it if extra-large girth or heavy roleplay theming isn't your speed. Recharge the glow under a lamp or window, warm up with water-based lube, and let that tapered tip do the easing-in work.

FAQs / Q&A

  • What is the Xeno Egg made from?

    The Xeno Egg is molded from premium, phthalate-free silicone, described as plush and silky smooth with a squishy, flexible feel that gives with your body.

  • Can the Xeno Egg be used for anal play, not just vaginal?

    The spec lists it for vaginal use, and the tapered tip and robust, ribbed body are also built for backdoor fill. Whichever entry you choose, start slow and lead with plenty of water-based lubricant.

  • How does the glow-in-the-dark feature actually work?

    The silicone has glitter and pigment embedded in it, and it charges up when you expose it to sunlight or a UV flashlight before play. Give it a few minutes under light and the glow carries into a dim room.

  • How do I clean and store the Xeno Egg between uses?

    Wash it with warm water and a mild soap, rinse well, then finish with a spritz of your favorite toy cleaner. Let it dry fully and store it in a cool, dark place until next time.

  • What lubricant should I use with this silicone egg?

    Stick to water-based lubricant only. Silicone-based formulas can react with the silicone material and break down its smooth, silky surface over time.

Care Instructions

  • Wash with warm water and mild soap after every use.
  • Rinse well, then spray with a dedicated toy cleaner.
  • Use only water-based lubricant to protect the silicone.
  • Store in a cool, dark place, away from other toys.
  • Recharge the glow under sunlight or a UV flashlight before play.

In the box

  • 1x XL Xeno Egg glow-in-the-dark silicone insertable

Specs

  • Overall length: 6.9 inches
  • Insertable length: 6.1 inches
  • Widest insertable diameter: 3.1 inches
  • Material: Premium phthalate-free silicone
  • Texture: Ribbed sides with a bumpy neck
  • Glow feature: Charges under sunlight or UV light
  • Lubricant compatibility: Water-based only

Emma's take

Emma

Weirdly hard to make a bad choice here. It all lands.

  • Your statement reads XDIPX

    Nothing on the bill names a product, a category, or this store.

  • Ships in plain packaging

    Plain box, plain label. Not a secret, just nobody's business.

  • Free US shipping over $99

    Ships from Michigan and Arizona. Most orders arrive in two to three days.

  • 30-day returns

    Something off? Tell us. We'll make it right.

  • Always genuine

    Sourced direct. No knock-offs, ever.

  • Body-safe materials

    Medical-grade silicone, glass, and steel, named on every product page.

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