Cum Face Dual Action Penis Party Game

If you're planning a bachelor or bachelorette party that needs a conversation starter with absolutely zero subtlety, this is your game. Two players pump frantically to be first to squirt their opponent — fastest pumper wins, slowest gets soaked. Fill the center reservoir with water (or whatever safe liquid strikes your fancy), hand over the pumps, and watch grown adults completely lose their dignity in the name of victory. It's ridiculous, it's loud, and it's exactly the kind of thing that makes party photos legendary. Pro tip: set up outside or lay down towels — things get splashy.