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Cum Face Dual Action Penis Party Game
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Cum Face Dual Action Penis Party Game

The ultimate test of pumping speed for bachelor parties.

$41.93$58.9529% offSold out

How it feels

  • Group play factor
  • Cheekiness level
  • Interactivity
  • Reusability
  • Conversation factor
  • Setup ease

What it does

If you're planning a bachelor or bachelorette party that needs a conversation starter with absolutely zero subtlety, this is your game. Two players pump frantically to be first to squirt their opponent — fastest pumper wins, slowest gets soaked. Fill the center reservoir with water (or whatever safe liquid strikes your fancy), hand over the pumps, and watch grown adults completely lose their dignity in the name of victory. It's ridiculous, it's loud, and it's exactly the kind of thing that makes party photos legendary. Pro tip: set up outside or lay down towels — things get splashy.

FAQs / Q&A

  • How many people can play this game at once?

    This is designed as a two-player head-to-head game. Each player gets their own pump to compete against each other for the fastest squirt.

  • What kind of liquids can I use in the reservoir?

    Water works perfectly, but you can use any body-safe liquid that won't stain or irritate skin. Think twice about anything sticky or hard to clean up later.

  • Is this game loud when people are playing?

    Yes, expect some noise from the pumping action and definitely from the players getting competitive. It's part of the fun, but maybe warn the neighbors first.

  • Can I reuse this for multiple parties?

    Absolutely. As long as you rinse and dry everything properly after each use, this game will last through many party adventures.

  • How do I prevent the reservoir from getting moldy between uses?

    Make sure every component is completely dry before you pack it away. Even a little moisture left behind can lead to mildew in storage.

  • Is this safe to use around electronics or furniture?

    Definitely set up somewhere splash-friendly. This game lives up to its promise of getting messy, so protect anything you don't want soaked.

Care Instructions

  • Rinse reservoir and pumps with warm water after each use.
  • Dry all components completely before storing to prevent mildew.
  • Use only body-safe liquids in the reservoir during play.

In the box

  • 1x dual pump-action game unit
  • 1x instruction card

Specs

  • Game type: Dual pump-action competitive party game
  • Players: 2 players per round, pass-around format
  • Liquid capacity: Fill hole between shafts with water or safe liquid
  • Product dimensions: 11.81in. x 3.35in. x 8.46in.
  • Weight: 16.93 oz
  • Materials: Plastic construction
  • Water resistance: Splashproof for easy cleanup

Emma's take

Emma

Weirdly hard to make a bad choice here. It all lands.

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  • Free US shipping over $99

    Ships from Michigan and Arizona. Most orders arrive in two to three days.

  • 30-day returns

    Something off? Tell us. We'll make it right.

  • Always genuine

    Sourced direct. No knock-offs, ever.

  • Body-safe materials

    Medical-grade silicone, glass, and steel, named on every product page.

  • Your statement reads XDIPX

    Nothing on the bill names a product, a category, or this store.

  • Ships in plain packaging

    Plain box, plain label. Not a secret, just nobody's business.

  • Free US shipping over $99

    Ships from Michigan and Arizona. Most orders arrive in two to three days.

  • 30-day returns

    Something off? Tell us. We'll make it right.

  • Always genuine

    Sourced direct. No knock-offs, ever.

  • Body-safe materials

    Medical-grade silicone, glass, and steel, named on every product page.

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