What does this candle actually smell like?

It's vanilla-scented, so you get that warm, sweet vanilla fragrance while it burns. The scent is genuine vanilla, not overpowering, just cozy and inviting.

How long does this candle burn?

At 3 inches, you'll get several hours of burn time depending on how often you light it. Perfect for multiple party uses or just enjoying the novelty over time.

Is this candle safe to burn indoors?

Absolutely. It's made with standard candle wax and burns just like any regular candle. Just follow basic candle safety and keep it on a heat-resistant surface.

Can I actually give this as a gift without it being too awkward?

Depends on your crowd! It's definitely cheeky, but the vanilla scent and quality make it more than just a gag gift. Perfect for friends with a good sense of humor.

Will this candle leave any weird residue when it burns?

Nope, it burns clean like any quality candle. The wax melts normally and won't leave anything unusual behind on your candle holder.

Is the blue color permanent or does it change when burning?

The blue stays blue throughout the burn. It's colored wax, so you'll keep that fun pop of color even as it melts down.

What happens to the wax as this burns down?

Like any shaped candle, it will gradually lose its form as it burns and melts. The vanilla scent stays consistent throughout, and you can clean up the wax normally once cooled.

Little Genienovelty

Eden's Penis Vanilla Scented Novelty Candle Blue 3-Inch

Name: Eden's Penis Vanilla Scented Novelty Candle Blue 3-Inch
Brand: Little Genie
SKU: 89877

The conversation starter your coffee table didn't know it needed.

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How it feels

Group play factor
Cheekiness level
Conversation factor
Setup ease
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What it does

This cheeky little candle is pure conversation gold — anatomically shaped, vanilla-scented, and unapologetically fun. Perfect for anyone who appreciates humor with their ambiance, whether it's lighting up a bachelorette party or just making your Tuesday night a little more interesting. Fair warning: your dinner guests will definitely have opinions.

FAQs / Q&A

What does this candle actually smell like?
It's vanilla-scented, so you get that warm, sweet vanilla fragrance while it burns. The scent is genuine vanilla, not overpowering, just cozy and inviting.
How long does this candle burn?
At 3 inches, you'll get several hours of burn time depending on how often you light it. Perfect for multiple party uses or just enjoying the novelty over time.
Is this candle safe to burn indoors?
Absolutely. It's made with standard candle wax and burns just like any regular candle. Just follow basic candle safety and keep it on a heat-resistant surface.
Can I actually give this as a gift without it being too awkward?
Depends on your crowd! It's definitely cheeky, but the vanilla scent and quality make it more than just a gag gift. Perfect for friends with a good sense of humor.
Will this candle leave any weird residue when it burns?
Nope, it burns clean like any quality candle. The wax melts normally and won't leave anything unusual behind on your candle holder.
Is the blue color permanent or does it change when burning?
The blue stays blue throughout the burn. It's colored wax, so you'll keep that fun pop of color even as it melts down.
What happens to the wax as this burns down?
Like any shaped candle, it will gradually lose its form as it burns and melts. The vanilla scent stays consistent throughout, and you can clean up the wax normally once cooled.

Care Instructions

Trim wick to 1/4 inch before each use for clean burning.
Keep candle on heat-resistant surface away from flammable materials.
Never leave burning candle unattended or burn for more than 4 hours.

In the box

See exactly what arrives in your discreet package.

Specs

Size: 3 inches tall
Scent: Vanilla
Burn time: 12 hours
Color: Blue
Form: Anatomical penis shape

Emma's take

The kind of thing you buy once and stop overthinking.

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Secure Checkout
Don't pull out, finish inside
Discrete Shipping
No dildos on doorsteps. ✅
Quickie 2-3 day delivery
Comes fast, not pre-maturely
30 Day Returns
You use, you keep.
Always Genuine
No shitty knock-offs
Body Safe Materials
Safety for your business is our business
Secure Checkout
Don't pull out, finish inside
Discrete Shipping
No dildos on doorsteps. ✅
Quickie 2-3 day delivery
Comes fast, not pre-maturely
30 Day Returns
You use, you keep.
Always Genuine
No shitty knock-offs
Body Safe Materials
Safety for your business is our business

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