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Eden's Penis Vanilla Scented Novelty Candle Blue 3-Inch

Name: Eden's Penis Vanilla Scented Novelty Candle Blue 3-Inch
Brand: Little Genie
SKU: 89877

The conversation starter your coffee table didn't know it needed.

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How it feels

Group play factor
Cheekiness level
Conversation factor
Setup ease
Reusability

What it does

This cheeky little candle is pure conversation gold — anatomically shaped, vanilla-scented, and unapologetically fun. Perfect for anyone who appreciates humor with their ambiance, whether it's lighting up a bachelorette party or just making your Tuesday night a little more interesting. Fair warning: your dinner guests will definitely have opinions.

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Care Instructions

Trim wick to 1/4 inch before each use for clean burning.
Keep candle on heat-resistant surface away from flammable materials.
Never leave burning candle unattended or burn for more than 4 hours.

In the box

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Specs

Size: 3 inches tall
Scent: Vanilla
Burn time: 12 hours
Color: Blue
Form: Anatomical penis shape

Emma's take

I'm picking up what you're putting down here. A cheeky candle paired with some seriously functional essentials suggests you've got a playful sense of humor *and* you know what you actually want. This little guy's going to look hilarious on the shelf and smell better than it has any right to.

The kind of thing you buy once and stop overthinking.

Secure Checkout
Don't pull out, finish inside
Discrete Shipping
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Quickie 2-3 day delivery
Comes fast, not pre-maturely
30 Day Returns
You use, you keep.
Always Genuine
No shitty knock-offs
Body Safe Materials
Safety for your business is our business

Secure Checkout
Don't pull out, finish inside
Discrete Shipping
No dildos on doorsteps. ✅
Quickie 2-3 day delivery
Comes fast, not pre-maturely
30 Day Returns
You use, you keep.
Always Genuine
No shitty knock-offs
Body Safe Materials
Safety for your business is our business
Secure Checkout
Don't pull out, finish inside
Discrete Shipping
No dildos on doorsteps. ✅
Quickie 2-3 day delivery
Comes fast, not pre-maturely
30 Day Returns
You use, you keep.
Always Genuine
No shitty knock-offs
Body Safe Materials
Safety for your business is our business

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