Does this actually look like a real pen?

Completely. The polished metal design is so convincing that it sits on desks and travels in purses without raising any suspicions.

How strong are the vibrations in such a thin design?

Surprisingly powerful for the size. The metal construction helps transfer vibrations efficiently, creating focused, targeted sensations.

Is it safe to get the charging port wet?

Yes, it's fully waterproof. The USB charger screws securely into the base, creating a watertight seal for shower or bath play.

Will airport security notice this in my carry-on?

It looks exactly like an upscale metal pen, so it passes through security without question. Perfect for discreet travel.

How do I clean the metal surface properly?

The nonporous metal is extremely hygienic. Clean with toy cleaner and warm water, then dry completely. The smooth surface resists bacteria buildup.

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Evolved Pen Pal Rechargeable Metal Pen Vibrator

Name: Evolved Pen Pal Rechargeable Metal Pen Vibrator
Brand: Evolved
SKU: 75087
Price: 68.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Your secret's safe — it's just a pen.

$68.99$95.9828% off

How it feels

Intensity
Discretion
Motor placement precision
Size for travel
Noise level

What it does

This has been living on my desk for months, and not one person has suspected a thing. The polished metal feels substantial and heats to your touch, while the pen design means it travels through airport security without a second glance. The vibrations are surprisingly strong for something this slim — perfect for targeted, precise pleasure. Best for those who value discretion above all else and love the thrill of a perfectly kept secret.

FAQs / Q&A

Does this actually look like a real pen?
Completely. The polished metal design is so convincing that it sits on desks and travels in purses without raising any suspicions.
How strong are the vibrations in such a thin design?
Surprisingly powerful for the size. The metal construction helps transfer vibrations efficiently, creating focused, targeted sensations.
Is it safe to get the charging port wet?
Yes, it's fully waterproof. The USB charger screws securely into the base, creating a watertight seal for shower or bath play.
Will airport security notice this in my carry-on?
It looks exactly like an upscale metal pen, so it passes through security without question. Perfect for discreet travel.
How do I clean the metal surface properly?
The nonporous metal is extremely hygienic. Clean with toy cleaner and warm water, then dry completely. The smooth surface resists bacteria buildup.

Care Instructions

Clean with toy-safe cleaner and warm water before and after use
Charge via USB cable that screws into base until fully powered
Store in pen cup or purse — no one will know
Safe with water-based and silicone-based lubricants
Avoid dropping on hard surfaces to prevent dents

In the box

1x Pen Pal metal vibrator
1x USB charging cable

Specs

Material: Polished metal, nonporous and hygienic
Power: Rechargeable via USB charging cable
Waterproof: Fully submersible for wet play
Design: Pen-style, discreet and travel-friendly
Cleaning: Easy cleanup with toy cleaner and warm water

Emma's take

Looks like you're exploring a range of sensations and scenarios. The Pen Pal is perfect for something discreet you can keep anywhere — desk, nightstand, travel bag — without a second glance. Pairs beautifully with whatever else catches your eye. ♥

If it's your first wand, keep a free hand — the lowest setting is louder than it looks.

Secure Checkout
Don't pull out, finish inside
Discrete Shipping
No dildos on doorsteps. ✅
Quickie 2-3 day delivery
Comes fast, not pre-maturely
30 Day Returns
You use, you keep.
Always Genuine
No shitty knock-offs
Body Safe Materials
Safety for your business is our business

Secure Checkout
Don't pull out, finish inside
Discrete Shipping
No dildos on doorsteps. ✅
Quickie 2-3 day delivery
Comes fast, not pre-maturely
30 Day Returns
You use, you keep.
Always Genuine
No shitty knock-offs
Body Safe Materials
Safety for your business is our business
Secure Checkout
Don't pull out, finish inside
Discrete Shipping
No dildos on doorsteps. ✅
Quickie 2-3 day delivery
Comes fast, not pre-maturely
30 Day Returns
You use, you keep.
Always Genuine
No shitty knock-offs
Body Safe Materials
Safety for your business is our business

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