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Evolved Pen Pal Rechargeable Metal Pen Vibrator
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Evolved Pen Pal Rechargeable Metal Pen Vibrator

Your secret's safe — it's just a pen.

$86.99Sold out

How it feels

  • Intensity
  • Discretion
  • Motor placement precision
  • Size for travel
  • Noise level

What it does

It sits in your pen cup, rides in your purse, clears any bag check without a blink. The Pen Pal is polished metal through and through: nonporous, fully submersible, and charged by a USB cable that screws neatly into the base. Known for its pinpoint tip and surprising motor for a toy this slender, it rewards patience with precision. If you want coverage, the Point Plus with textured sleeves goes broader; if you want a secret that travels with you and answers to no one, this is it.

FAQs / Q&A

  • Does it actually look like a real pen?

    It does. The slim polished metal barrel reads as an upscale writing instrument at a glance. No branding, no obvious motor cap — just a sleek cylinder that blends into any bag or desk.

  • Can I use it in the bath or shower?

    Yes, the Pen Pal is fully submersible. Tub, shower, or a bowl of warm water — the seal holds. Just make sure the USB cap is screwed on securely before any water contact.

  • What lubricants are safe to use with a metal vibrator?

    Both water-based and silicone-based lubricants are compatible with nonporous metal. Either works; water-based is easiest to clean afterward.

  • How do I charge it, and how long does a charge last?

    The included USB cable screws directly into the base for a secure connection. Charge time and runtime specifics vary by use pattern, so charge fully before your first session and keep the cable handy for top-ups.

  • Is metal body-safe, and how do I clean it properly?

    Polished metal is nonporous, which means bacteria have nowhere to hide. A rinse with toy-safe cleaner and warm water before and after use keeps it hygienic. It can also be wiped with a damp cloth between adventures.

Care Instructions

  • Clean with toy-safe cleaner and warm water before and after use
  • Charge via USB cable that screws into base until fully powered
  • Store in pen cup or purse — no one will know
  • Safe with water-based and silicone-based lubricants
  • Avoid dropping on hard surfaces to prevent dents

In the box

  • 1x Pen Pal metal vibrator
  • 1x USB charging cable

Specs

  • Material: Polished metal, nonporous and hygienic
  • Power: Rechargeable via USB charging cable
  • Waterproof: Fully submersible for wet play
  • Design: Pen-style, discreet and travel-friendly
  • Cleaning: Easy cleanup with toy cleaner and warm water

Emma's take

Emma

If it's your first wand, keep a free hand. The lowest setting is louder than it looks.

  • Your statement reads XDIPX

    Nothing on the bill names a product, a category, or this store.

  • Ships in plain packaging

    Plain box, plain label. Not a secret, just nobody's business.

  • Free US shipping over $99

    Ships from Michigan and Arizona. Most orders arrive in two to three days.

  • 30-day returns

    Something off? Tell us. We'll make it right.

  • Always genuine

    Sourced direct. No knock-offs, ever.

  • Body-safe materials

    Medical-grade silicone, glass, and steel, named on every product page.

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