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Ultra Wand XL Rechargeable Flexible Textured Silicone Massager
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Ultra Wand XL Rechargeable Flexible Textured Silicone Massager

Extra-large powerhouse with hexagonal texture and explosive boost mode.

$92.99$134.9931% off

How it feels

  • Thrust intensity
  • Head firmness
  • Weight and grip
  • Handle length
  • Speed settings
  • Charge time
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What it does

This is what happens when FemmeFunn decides bigger really is better. The hexagonal texture catches every nerve ending just right, while that flexible head adapts to whatever angle your body craves. I keep coming back to the boost function — it's like having a turbo button for those moments when you need that extra push over the edge. The ergonomic handle makes it easy to hold through longer sessions, and with 100 minutes of battery life, you've got stamina to spare.

FAQs / Q&A

  • What makes the hexagonal texture different from smooth wands?

    The hexagonal pattern creates more surface contact points that grip and stimulate nerve endings in a way smooth surfaces can't match. It's designed to amplify sensation without being too intense for extended play.

  • How flexible is the head and what does that mean for positioning?

    The flexible head bends and moves with your body's natural curves, so you can find the perfect angle without straining your wrist or losing contact. It adapts to you instead of the other way around.

  • Is this safe to share with a partner?

    Yes, the body-safe silicone can be fully sanitized between uses. Just wash thoroughly with warm water and mild soap, or use a toy cleaner for extra peace of mind.

  • How long does the battery actually last during use?

    You'll get about 100 minutes of continuous play time, which translates to multiple sessions before needing a recharge. The boost mode does drain it faster, but even then you're looking at plenty of power.

  • Can I take this in the shower or bath?

    Absolutely. It's fully waterproof, so shower play is totally on the table. Just make sure the charging port cover is secure and keep it dry when you're charging.

  • What's the boost function and when would I use it?

    Think of it as a turbo button that kicks the intensity up several notches instantly. Perfect for when you're close and need that extra push, or when you want to switch things up mid-session.

  • Is the XL size too big for beginners?

    The size refers to the overall wand, not insertion. It's designed for external use with a larger head for broader coverage. The flexible design and multiple intensity levels make it approachable for different experience levels.

Care Instructions

  • Wash with warm water and mild soap before and after each use.
  • Use water-based or silicone-based lubricants only.
  • Charge fully before first use with included magnetic USB cable.
  • Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.
  • Keep charging port dry when not connected.

In the box

  • 1x Ultra Wand XL rechargeable massager
  • 1x magnetic USB charging cable
  • 1x instruction manual

Specs

  • Length: 11.4 inches
  • Head Width: 2.45 inches
  • Base Width: 1.75 inches
  • Material: Premium SOFTFEEL Silicone
  • Battery: Li-ion rechargeable
  • Run Time: Approx. 100 minutes at highest setting
  • Charge Time: Approx. 1 hour
  • Waterproof: 100% submersible

Emma's take

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  • Body Safe Materials

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  • Secure Checkout

    Don't pull out, finish inside

  • Discrete Shipping

    No dildos on doorsteps. ✅

  • Quickie 2-3 day delivery

    Comes fast, not pre-maturely

  • 30 Day Returns

    You use, you keep.

  • Always Genuine

    No shitty knock-offs

  • Body Safe Materials

    Safety for your business is our business

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