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FU Middle Finger Waterproof Playing Cards
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FU Middle Finger Waterproof Playing Cards

Bold enough for poker night, waterproof enough for pool day chaos.

$10.99$16.5033% offIn stock

How it feels

  • Cheekiness level
  • Group play factor
  • Setup ease
  • Interactivity
  • Reusability
  • Conversation factor
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What it does

This deck earns its name honestly: a full spread of playing cards printed with one blunt, cheeky gesture and built to survive a splash. It is the easy yes for a bachelorette poker night, a poolside tournament, or anyone shopping for a gag gift that still shuffles like a real deck. Skip it if you want a quiet, tasteful hostess gift, this one is loud on purpose. Keep it in the included box between rounds and it holds up to spilled drinks for years of game nights.

FAQs / Q&A

  • What makes these playing cards waterproof?

    The card stock is coated to resist splashes and spills, so poolside hands and spilled drinks will not ruin your hand. It plays and shuffles like a standard deck, just built to survive the elements.

  • What can I use the FU Middle Finger deck for?

    Break it out for poker night, a bachelorette weekend, or any game night that could use a little cheek. The bold middle finger print doubles as a conversation starter before the first hand is even dealt.

  • How do I clean the cards if they get spilled on?

    Wipe them down with a damp cloth, let them air dry fully, and restack once they are completely dry so the cards do not stick together. Store the deck flat in a cool, dry spot between games.

  • Is this a normal size deck I can use for real card games?

    Yes, it shuffles and deals like any standard deck, just printed with a bold middle finger pattern and built waterproof. Anyone who already knows how to play cards will not need to learn anything new.

  • Is this a good gift for a bachelorette party or game night?

    It is built for exactly that kind of crowd, bold, a little irreverent, and made to survive spilled drinks. Pair it with a poolside game night or a poker table for an easy conversation starter.

Care Instructions

  • Wipe cards clean after poolside or drink spills.
  • Air dry fully before restacking to prevent sticking.
  • Store flat in a cool, dry place between game nights.

In the box

  • 1x FU Middle Finger waterproof playing card deck

Specs

  • Type: Waterproof playing card deck
  • Pattern: Middle finger graphic print
  • Use: Poker night, game night, and poolside play
  • Durability: Resists spilled drinks and rain
  • Brand: Little Genie

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  • Ships in plain packaging

    Plain box, plain label. Not a secret, just nobody's business.

  • Free US shipping over $99

    Ships from Michigan and Arizona. Most orders arrive in two to three days.

  • 30-day returns

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  • Always genuine

    Sourced direct. No knock-offs, ever.

  • Body-safe materials

    Medical-grade silicone, glass, and steel, named on every product page.

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