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Dick Polish Oil-Based Masturbation Cream 9.1 oz.
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Dick Polish Oil-Based Masturbation Cream 9.1 oz.

Warms into your skin and stays slick as long as you need.

$19.99$32.4038% offIn stock

How it feels

  • Longevity
  • Slickness
  • Thickness
  • Skin gentleness
  • Cleanup ease
  • Condom compatibility
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What it does

Dick Polish is built for one job: staying slick long after water-based lubes give out. The spec sheet says it melts at body temperature into a rich, shiny cream, formulated with aloe and vitamin E alongside its oil base for lasting glide. I'll say it plainly: skip this one if condoms are part of the plan, since the oil-based formula breaks latex down fast. For solo sessions that run long, a little goes a long way and reapplication stays rare.

FAQs / Q&A

  • What is Dick Polish masturbation cream made from?

    It's an oil-based cream built on petrolatum, mineral oil, and hydrogenated soybean oil, rounded out with aloe vera leaf extract and vitamin E (tocopheryl acetate). The formula is designed to melt at body temperature into a slick, shiny finish.

  • How much Dick Polish should I use for solo play?

    A small amount warms fast in the palm and melts into a slick layer, so start light and add more only if you want it. The formula is built for longevity, so reapplication during a session stays rare compared to thinner lubes.

  • How do I clean Dick Polish off skin and sheets?

    Being oil-based, it needs soap and warm water to fully lift off skin, a quick rinse alone won't cut it. Keep a towel nearby during use since the oil base can leave marks on sheets and fabric.

  • Is Dick Polish safe to use with condoms?

    No. The oil-based formula breaks down latex, so it's not condom-safe. Reach for a water-based lube instead whenever condoms are part of the plan.

  • Does Dick Polish work for partnered play too?

    It's formulated for solo masturbation first, and the oil base is fine for shared external touch. Just keep it away from condoms and away from silicone toys that call for a water-based lube.

Care Instructions

  • Warms in the hand for a smooth, shiny glide every time you reach for it.
  • Skip the condoms tonight, oil and latex don't share a bottle well.
  • Store the lid on tight and keep the tube away from direct heat.

In the box

  • 1x 9.1 fl oz. bottle

Specs

  • Volume: 9.1 fl oz.
  • Formula: Oil-based cream
  • Texture: Melts at body temperature for a slick, shiny finish
  • Condom use: Not compatible with condoms (oil-based formula)
  • Key ingredients: Petrolatum, mineral oil, hydrogenated soybean oil, vitamin E (tocopheryl acetate), aloe vera leaf extract
  • Intended use: Masturbation cream / personal lubricant

Emma's take

Emma

Better sessions, fewer regrets. That's the whole pitch.

  • Your statement reads XDIPX

    Nothing on the bill names a product, a category, or this store.

  • Ships in plain packaging

    Plain box, plain label. Not a secret, just nobody's business.

  • Free US shipping over $99

    Ships from Michigan and Arizona. Most orders arrive in two to three days.

  • 30-day returns

    Something off? Tell us. We'll make it right.

  • Always genuine

    Sourced direct. No knock-offs, ever.

  • Body-safe materials

    Medical-grade silicone, glass, and steel, named on every product page.

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