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Fuck Water H2O Water-Based Personal Lubricant 2oz
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Fuck Water H2O Water-Based Personal Lubricant 2oz

When courage needs backup, this delivers the slip.

$8.69$12.4230% offPick a size to see availability

How it feels

  • Slickness
  • Longevity
  • Thickness
  • Cleanup ease
  • Condom compatibility
  • Toy compatibility
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What it does

Sometimes you need more than optimism and enthusiasm — you need serious slip that stays put. This water-based formula glides on silky and keeps things moving smoothly without the sticky aftermath. Works beautifully with every toy in your drawer and every condom you reach for. Perfect for when you want to focus on the fun instead of the friction.

FAQs / Q&A

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Care Instructions

  • Stays slick through extended play without reapplication.
  • Rinses clean with water, no soap scrubbing required.
  • Compatible with silicone toys and all condom types.

In the box

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Specs

  • Volume: 2 fl. oz.
  • Base: Water-based formula
  • Compatibility: Safe with all condoms and toys
  • Texture: Smooth, non-sticky consistency

Emma's take

Meet Emma

Pairs with literally everything in your drawer.

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    Don't pull out, finish inside

  • Discrete Shipping

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  • Quickie 2-3 day delivery

    Comes fast, not pre-maturely

  • 30 Day Returns

    You use, you keep.

  • Always Genuine

    No shitty knock-offs

  • Body Safe Materials

    Safety for your business is our business

  • Secure Checkout

    Don't pull out, finish inside

  • Discrete Shipping

    No dildos on doorsteps. ✅

  • Quickie 2-3 day delivery

    Comes fast, not pre-maturely

  • 30 Day Returns

    You use, you keep.

  • Always Genuine

    No shitty knock-offs

  • Body Safe Materials

    Safety for your business is our business

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