
FuckWater Silicone-Based Personal Lubricant 2oz
Slick for hours, even underwater — built for the long game.
How it feels
- Slickness
- Longevity
- Thickness
- Cleanup ease
- Toy compatibility
- Skin gentleness
What it does
FAQs / Q&A
Why does silicone-based lube last so much longer than water-based?
Silicone molecules don't absorb into skin or evaporate like water does. They create a protective barrier that maintains slickness for hours without breaking down, which is why you won't need to reapply mid-session.
Can I use this with all my toys?
It's perfect with glass, metal, and hard plastic toys, plus all condoms. With silicone toys, do a patch test first since some silicone formulas can react with certain toy materials.
How much should I use compared to water-based lube?
Start with less than you think you need. A little goes incredibly far with silicone-based formulas, and you can always add more if needed.
Will this make my bathtub or shower dangerously slippery?
Yes, silicone lube can create slippery surfaces, so be extra careful on wet tile or in the tub. Consider bath mats or textured surfaces for safety during aquatic adventures.
Is this safe for sensitive skin or daily use?
The aloe and vitamin E actually condition skin rather than irritate it, making this gentler for frequent use than many water-based options. Always listen to your body though.
How long will a 2oz bottle last me?
Much longer than you'd expect since silicone lube requires less product per use and zero reapplication during sessions. Most people find this size lasts months even with regular use.
Why does it need soap to wash off completely?
Silicone repels water, which is exactly why it stays slick underwater but also why a quick rinse won't remove it. A gentle soap breaks down the formula for easy cleanup.
Care Instructions
- Stays slick through shower play and pool adventures without breaking down.
- Leaves skin soft with aloe and vitamin E, not sticky or dry like some formulas.
- Works beautifully with latex condoms but test first with silicone toys.
In the box
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Specs
- Size: 2 oz bottle
- Base: Silicone-based formula
- Key ingredients: Aloe Vera and Vitamin E for skin conditioning
- Durability: Never dries out, remains slick underwater
- Compatibility: Latex-friendly, may react with some silicone toys
- Cleanup: Requires soap and water removal
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Discrete Shipping
No dildos on doorsteps. ✅
Quickie 2-3 day delivery
Comes fast, not pre-maturely
30 Day Returns
You use, you keep.
Always Genuine
No shitty knock-offs
Body Safe Materials
Safety for your business is our business
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