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Fuck Water Thick Water-Based Personal Lubricant 2oz

Name: Fuck Water Thick Water-Based Personal Lubricant 2oz
Brand: Fuck Water
SKU: 93462

Five times thicker, cushioned glide for everything you love.

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How it feels

Slickness
Longevity
Thickness
Cleanup ease
Skin gentleness
Taste neutrality

What it does

I keep this one next to the nightstand for nights when comfort is everything. The thick consistency means you use less and reapply way less often — it's genuinely cushioned without feeling gummy or weird. The vitamin E keeps things soft even during longer sessions, and since it's fragrance-free, it never competes with your skin or sheets. Perfect for anyone who finds regular lubes too thin or who needs that extra layer of comfort for toys or intimate moments.

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Care Instructions

Stays slick from first squeeze to final cleanup — no constant reapplication.
Plays beautifully with all condoms and every toy material in your collection.
Rinses clean with warm water, leaving skin soft and never sticky.

In the box

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Specs

Size: 2 fl oz
Formula: Water-based with 100% natural thickening agent
Viscosity: 5 times thicker than standard formula
Ingredients: Vitamin E infused, glycerin-based, fragrance-free
Compatibility: Latex and polyisoprene condoms, all toy materials
Certification: FDA 510(k) approved
Made: USA

Emma's take

Pairing this with that warming vibrator? The thick glide here means the heat stays exactly where you want it, no slipping around. You've got great taste in textures.

Non-negotiable tool, honestly. Don't be a hero about skipping it.

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Secure Checkout
Don't pull out, finish inside
Discrete Shipping
No dildos on doorsteps. ✅
Quickie 2-3 day delivery
Comes fast, not pre-maturely
30 Day Returns
You use, you keep.
Always Genuine
No shitty knock-offs
Body Safe Materials
Safety for your business is our business
Secure Checkout
Don't pull out, finish inside
Discrete Shipping
No dildos on doorsteps. ✅
Quickie 2-3 day delivery
Comes fast, not pre-maturely
30 Day Returns
You use, you keep.
Always Genuine
No shitty knock-offs
Body Safe Materials
Safety for your business is our business

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