Fuck Water Thick Water-Based Personal Lubricant 2oz
Five times thicker, cushioned glide for everything you love.
How it feels
- Slickness
- Longevity
- Thickness
- Cleanup ease
- Skin gentleness
- Taste neutrality
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What it does
FAQs / Q&A
What makes this different from regular water-based lubricants?
This formula is five times thicker than standard water-based lubes, giving you that cushioned glide without the constant reapplication. The consistency stays put longer while still feeling natural.
How much should I use compared to thinner lubes?
You'll actually use less because of the thick consistency. Start with about half what you'd normally use and add more if needed — a little goes a long way with this formula.
Will this feel sticky or gummy during use?
Not at all. The formula is designed to be cushioned and thick without that artificial gummy texture. It maintains a natural glide throughout your session.
Is it safe to use with sensitive skin?
Yes, it's fragrance-free and formulated with vitamin E to be gentle on sensitive skin. The lack of added fragrances means it won't irritate or compete with your natural chemistry.
Can I use this for extended sessions?
Absolutely. The vitamin E and thick consistency make it ideal for longer intimate moments, keeping things comfortable without frequent reapplication or irritation.
Does the thickness affect cleanup?
Despite being thick during use, it rinses away cleanly with warm water and won't leave residue on skin or sheets. The water-based formula ensures easy cleanup.
Care Instructions
- Stays slick from first squeeze to final cleanup — no constant reapplication.
- Plays beautifully with all condoms and every toy material in your collection.
- Rinses clean with warm water, leaving skin soft and never sticky.
In the box
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Specs
- Size: 2 fl oz
- Formula: Water-based with 100% natural thickening agent
- Viscosity: 5 times thicker than standard formula
- Ingredients: Vitamin E infused, glycerin-based, fragrance-free
- Compatibility: Latex and polyisoprene condoms, all toy materials
- Certification: FDA 510(k) approved
- Made: USA
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Ships in plain packaging
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Free US shipping over $99
Ships from Michigan and Arizona. Most orders arrive in two to three days.
30-day returns
Something off? Tell us. We'll make it right.
Always genuine
Sourced direct. No knock-offs, ever.
Body-safe materials
Medical-grade silicone, glass, and steel, named on every product page.
Your statement reads XDIPX
Nothing on the bill names a product, a category, or this store.
Ships in plain packaging
Plain box, plain label. Not a secret, just nobody's business.
Free US shipping over $99
Ships from Michigan and Arizona. Most orders arrive in two to three days.
30-day returns
Something off? Tell us. We'll make it right.
Always genuine
Sourced direct. No knock-offs, ever.
Body-safe materials
Medical-grade silicone, glass, and steel, named on every product page.
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