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Jock Ass Life-Size Masturbator with 7-Inch Posable Dildo
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Jock Ass Life-Size Masturbator with 7-Inch Posable Dildo

Life-size fantasy with posable precision and warming tech.

$168.99$176.554% off

How it feels

  • Grip pressure
  • Texture intensity
  • Cleanup ease
  • Discretion of design
  • Build quality
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What it does

This is fantasy made physical — a life-size stroker that brings serious weight and presence to solo play. The posable 7-inch dildo means you control every angle, while the warming feature adds that extra layer of realism. At 6.6 pounds, this isn't hiding in a nightstand drawer, but for users ready to commit to the full experience, the textured opening and included accessories create something genuinely immersive. The remote control keeps things hands-free when you want to focus on the moment.

FAQs / Q&A

  • How realistic does this feel compared to other strokers?

    The combination of life-size dimensions, 6.6-pound weight, and warming dildo creates a much more immersive experience than typical handheld strokers. The posable dildo lets you adjust angles for maximum realism.

  • What's the best way to position the dildo during use?

    The posable feature means you can bend it to match your preferred angle. Start with a gentle curve and adjust as you go — the warming function works best when the dildo stays in contact.

  • How do I clean something this size properly?

    The dildo and bullet remove completely for separate cleaning. Clean the TPE body with antibacterial cleaner, rinse thoroughly, and air dry completely before storing. The included cleaning kit has everything you need.

  • Is the warming feature safe for extended sessions?

    Yes, the warming wand is designed for body-safe temperatures. It heats gradually and won't get uncomfortably hot, but you can always remove it if you prefer room temperature.

  • What type of lube works best with this?

    Water-based lube only for the TPE body. The textured opening benefits from generous application, and you'll want to reapply during longer sessions since TPE can absorb moisture.

Care Instructions

  • Clean thoroughly with antibacterial toy cleaner after each use
  • Remove dildo and bullet for separate cleaning and storage
  • Air dry completely before reassembling to prevent moisture buildup
  • Use water-based lube only with TPE body material
  • Store in original box or dust-free environment between uses

In the box

  • 1x life-size TPE stroker body
  • 1x 7-inch warming silicone dildo
  • 1x vibrating bullet
  • 1x warming wand
  • 1x cleaning kit
  • 1x remote control

Specs

  • Size: 11" x 10.2" x 5", 6.6 lbs
  • Anal depth: 7 inches
  • Dildo: 7" warming silicone, 1.6" diameter, posable
  • Material: 100% TPE body, premium silicone dildo
  • Includes: Warming wand, vibrating bullet, cleaning kit
  • Features: Remote controlled, textured opening
  • Safety: Phthalate and latex free

Emma's take

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  • Secure Checkout

    Don't pull out, finish inside

  • Discrete Shipping

    No dildos on doorsteps. ✅

  • Quickie 2-3 day delivery

    Comes fast, not pre-maturely

  • 30 Day Returns

    You use, you keep.

  • Always Genuine

    No shitty knock-offs

  • Body Safe Materials

    Safety for your business is our business

  • Secure Checkout

    Don't pull out, finish inside

  • Discrete Shipping

    No dildos on doorsteps. ✅

  • Quickie 2-3 day delivery

    Comes fast, not pre-maturely

  • 30 Day Returns

    You use, you keep.

  • Always Genuine

    No shitty knock-offs

  • Body Safe Materials

    Safety for your business is our business

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