Milk Me Silly Remote-Controlled Vibrating Rotating Dual-Entry Masturbator
Twenty-pound dual-motor powerhouse that gyrates, vibrates, and milks simultaneously.
How it feels
- Grip pressure
- Powered motion
- Texture intensity
- Weight and heft
- Cleanup ease
What it does
FAQs / Q&A
How heavy is this masturbator and does it stay in place during use?
It weighs over 20 pounds, which means it stays exactly where you position it. No holding, no slipping, no wrestling with the toy during intense sessions.
What's the difference between the gyrating motors and the vibrating bullet?
The two gyrating motors are in each cheek and create a rotating, milking motion around you. The vibrating bullet sits below and adds traditional vibration. All three work together or separately.
How do I clean something this large and heavy?
Use antibacterial toy cleaner and work section by section. The weight actually helps during cleaning since you don't need to hold it steady. Allow plenty of drying time before storage.
Can I control all the motors separately with the remote?
Yes, the remote lets you control rotation modes, speeds, and vibration patterns independently. You can run just the gyrating motors, just the bullet, or any combination.
Is this actually portable with the travel adapters?
The adapters make it electrically compatible worldwide, but at 20+ pounds, this isn't exactly carry-on luggage. Think hotel room, not airplane bathroom.
Care Instructions
- Clean thoroughly with antibacterial toy cleaner after each use
- Allow to air dry completely before storing in original packaging
- Use only water-based lubricants to preserve material integrity
- Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight
- Unplug adapter when not in use to preserve motor life
In the box
- 1x Milk Me Silly dual-entry masturbator
- 1x wireless remote control
- 1x 24V power adapter
- 3x international travel plug adapters
- 1x instruction manual
Specs
- Weight: Over 20 lbs of Fanta Flesh material
- Motors: Dual gyrating motors (one per cheek) plus vibrating bullet
- Functions: 5 rotation modes, 5 rotation speeds, 5 vibration modes, 5 vibration speeds
- Power: 24V adapter with 3 international travel plugs included
- Entries: Dual-entry design for versatile positioning
- Warranty: 90-day limited warranty
Emma's take
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Secure Checkout
Don't pull out, finish inside
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No dildos on doorsteps. ✅
Quickie 2-3 day delivery
Comes fast, not pre-maturely
30 Day Returns
You use, you keep.
Always Genuine
No shitty knock-offs
Body Safe Materials
Safety for your business is our business
Secure Checkout
Don't pull out, finish inside
Discrete Shipping
No dildos on doorsteps. ✅
Quickie 2-3 day delivery
Comes fast, not pre-maturely
30 Day Returns
You use, you keep.
Always Genuine
No shitty knock-offs
Body Safe Materials
Safety for your business is our business
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