Santa's Secret Sex Positions Dice Couples Game
Two dice, six positions, and Santa decides how long you stay.
How it feels
- Setup ease
- Cheekiness level
- Approachability
- Interactivity
- Reusability
- Visual impact
What it does
FAQs / Q&A
What's included with Santa's Secret Sex Positions Dice?
You get two printed dice: one red die assigns the position, one green die sets how long you stay there. No rulebook needed, the dice do the deciding.
How do you play with the position and duration dice?
Roll both dice together. The red die's face tells you which of Santa's six positions to try, the green die sets your time limit, and you decide together who goes where. Reroll anytime you want a new combination.
How do I clean the dice after use?
Wipe them down with a damp cloth and mild soap, then let them air dry before putting them back in the box. Skip the dishwasher and harsh solvents, the printed faces can wear off.
Is this dice game good for beginners or only experienced couples?
It's built for easy entry. The positions are common, the rules are one roll and go, and there's no setup or gear required, so it works whether this is your first novelty game or your fiftieth.
Can this be played with more than two people?
It's designed around a roller and a partner, so it plays best as a couple's game. A larger group can pass the dice around for laughs, but the position instructions assume two people.
Care Instructions
- Wipe dice with a damp cloth after use, no harsh cleaners.
- Store in a drawer or gift box, away from kids.
- Keep dry, cardboard packaging is not made for the shower.
In the box
- 1x red position die
- 1x green duration die
Specs
- Positions: 6 sex positions themed to Santa's favorites
- Red die: Shows the sex position
- Green die: Shows how long to hold it
- Gameplay: Roller decides who assumes each position
- Includes: 2 printed dice
- Theme: Holiday / Christmas
- Brand: Kheper Games
Emma's take
One of the ones worth quietly recommending over coffee ♥
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