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Sexy Santa Says Holiday Card Game for Couples
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Sexy Santa Says Holiday Card Game for Couples

53 cards, two players, and a holiday night that gets delightfully naughty.

$3.99$9.0056% offIn stock

How it feels

  • Cheekiness level
  • Interactivity
  • Setup ease
  • Conversation factor
  • Reusability
  • Group play factor
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What it does

Kheper Games built Sexy Santa Says for couples who want their holiday foreplay scripted with a wink: 53 cards split between toasts, mistletoe prompts, and holiday-themed positions, all wrapped around Santa's naughty-list sense of humor. It's a pick for couples who like a little structure and a lot of giggling before things get serious, less so for anyone who wants sensation over silliness. Play it a round or two into the eggnog, split the deck evenly, and let the cards set the pace instead of overthinking the next move.

FAQs / Q&A

  • What's included in the Sexy Santa Says card game?

    The set ships with 53 holiday-themed cards and a rules card, covering everything from toasts to mistletoe kisses to playful positions, so you and your partner have a full night of holiday foreplay ready to go.

  • How do you play Sexy Santa Says with your partner?

    Split the deck so each of you draws from your own stack of 17 holiday cards, then take turns following the prompt. Mixed into the 53 cards are toasts from Vixen and Rudolph, mistletoe kisses, and holiday-themed positions to keep things moving.

  • How do I store the cards so they last?

    Keep the cards in their box between rounds and store the set somewhere dry. A quick wipe with a dry cloth handles stray spills, since the cards aren't built to get wet.

  • Is Sexy Santa Says just for couples, or can more people play?

    Sexy Santa Says is built for two. The prompts are written for a couple working through the deck together, not a group party game, so save it for a private night in.

  • What kind of prompts are on the cards?

    Expect playful holiday-themed prompts: toasts from Vixen and Rudolph, kissing under the mistletoe, and cards suggesting holiday-themed sex positions, all wrapped in Santa's naughty-list sense of humor.

Care Instructions

  • Keep the cards in the box between rounds so nothing gets lost under the tree.
  • Wipe stray eggnog spills off cards with a dry cloth, not water.
  • Store somewhere dry between holiday parties so the deck lasts for next year.

In the box

  • 53x holiday-themed game cards
  • 1x rules card

Specs

  • Format: 53-card game plus rules
  • Cards per player: 17 holiday-themed cards each
  • Includes: Toasts from Vixen and Rudolph
  • Includes: Kissing-under-the-mistletoe cards
  • Includes: Holiday-themed sex position cards
  • Players: Two, designed for couples
  • Theme: Christmas and holiday roleplay and foreplay

Emma's take

Emma

Weirdly hard to make a bad choice here. It all lands.

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  • Free US shipping over $99

    Ships from Michigan and Arizona. Most orders arrive in two to three days.

  • 30-day returns

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  • Always genuine

    Sourced direct. No knock-offs, ever.

  • Body-safe materials

    Medical-grade silicone, glass, and steel, named on every product page.

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