What's the material like and is it actually soft enough to cuddle?

It's genuinely cozy! The cotton-polyester blend is surprisingly plush and cuddly, not scratchy or cheap feeling like some novelty items. People often end up keeping it around because it's actually comfortable.

Is this appropriate for different types of parties and events?

Absolutely! It works great for bachelorette parties, bachelor parties, white elephant exchanges, or any gathering where you want to get some laughs. The humor lands without being too over-the-top.

How do you give this as a gift without it being awkward?

The key is knowing your audience and the occasion. It's perfect for close friends who appreciate cheeky humor, party games, or groups that are already comfortable with playful gifts.

Can this handle regular use as an actual pillow or cuddle buddy?

The cotton-polyester construction is pretty sturdy for occasional snuggling, but it's not designed to replace your actual pillow. Think of it more as a fun accent piece that can handle some cuddling.

Will this hold up if it gets tossed around at parties?

It's built to handle some fun, but like any plush item, it's happiest when treated gently. Avoid anything that might snag or tear the fabric, and it should keep everyone laughing for a long time.

What if someone in my friend group isn't into this kind of humor?

Trust your gut on your group's vibe. This is definitely for people who appreciate playful, cheeky gifts. If you're unsure, it might be better for smaller gatherings with close friends who you know will appreciate the joke.

Shotsnovelty

Penis Plush Stuffed Animal 12 Inch

Name: Penis Plush Stuffed Animal 12 Inch
Brand: Shots
SKU: 79407

Your new bedside buddy who's always up for cuddles

$22.99$23.954% offPick a size to see availability

How it feels

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What it does

This adorable plush penis is equal parts hilarious and surprisingly huggable. Made from super-soft cotton and polyester, it's the kind of gag gift that actually sticks around because it's genuinely comfortable to snuggle. Perfect for bachelor parties, sweet sixteens, or just breaking the ice at your next gathering. At 12 inches, it's the right size for bedside companionship without taking over your whole pillow situation.

FAQs / Q&A

What's the material like and is it actually soft enough to cuddle?
It's genuinely cozy! The cotton-polyester blend is surprisingly plush and cuddly, not scratchy or cheap feeling like some novelty items. People often end up keeping it around because it's actually comfortable.
Is this appropriate for different types of parties and events?
Absolutely! It works great for bachelorette parties, bachelor parties, white elephant exchanges, or any gathering where you want to get some laughs. The humor lands without being too over-the-top.
How do you give this as a gift without it being awkward?
The key is knowing your audience and the occasion. It's perfect for close friends who appreciate cheeky humor, party games, or groups that are already comfortable with playful gifts.
Can this handle regular use as an actual pillow or cuddle buddy?
The cotton-polyester construction is pretty sturdy for occasional snuggling, but it's not designed to replace your actual pillow. Think of it more as a fun accent piece that can handle some cuddling.
Will this hold up if it gets tossed around at parties?
It's built to handle some fun, but like any plush item, it's happiest when treated gently. Avoid anything that might snag or tear the fabric, and it should keep everyone laughing for a long time.
What if someone in my friend group isn't into this kind of humor?
Trust your gut on your group's vibe. This is definitely for people who appreciate playful, cheeky gifts. If you're unsure, it might be better for smaller gatherings with close friends who you know will appreciate the joke.

Care Instructions

Spot clean with mild soap and warm water when needed.
Air dry completely before storing or cuddling.
Keep away from sharp objects that might snag the soft fabric.

In the box

See exactly what arrives in your discreet package.

Specs

Size: 12 inches long
Materials: Cotton and polyester blend
Weight: 0.04 oz
Colors: Vanilla/ivory/beige or black
Use: Gag gift, comfort plush, party favor

Emma's take

Weirdly hard to make a bad choice here. It all lands.

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Secure Checkout
Don't pull out, finish inside
Discrete Shipping
No dildos on doorsteps. ✅
Quickie 2-3 day delivery
Comes fast, not pre-maturely
30 Day Returns
You use, you keep.
Always Genuine
No shitty knock-offs
Body Safe Materials
Safety for your business is our business
Secure Checkout
Don't pull out, finish inside
Discrete Shipping
No dildos on doorsteps. ✅
Quickie 2-3 day delivery
Comes fast, not pre-maturely
30 Day Returns
You use, you keep.
Always Genuine
No shitty knock-offs
Body Safe Materials
Safety for your business is our business

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