Shotsnovelty

Plush Penis Pillow 3.94 Inch Brown

Name: Plush Penis Pillow 3.94 Inch Brown
Brand: Shots
SKU: 87556

Your cuddly new bedtime companion with zero expectations.

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How it feels

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What it does

Sometimes you need a bedtime buddy who's soft, silent, and never hogs the covers. This adorable plush is the kind of comfort companion that makes you smile every time you see it — whether it's perched on your pillow or tucked under your arm. Made from seriously soft fabric that begs to be squeezed, it's the perfect conversation starter that doubles as actual comfort. Great for anyone who appreciates humor with their cuddles or needs the ultimate gag gift that keeps on giving.

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Care Instructions

Spot clean with mild soap and warm water when needed.
Air dry completely before storing to maintain freshness.
Keep away from sharp objects to preserve the soft fabric.

In the box

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Specs

Size: 3.94 inches
Color: Brown/Chocolate/Cocoa
Material: Very soft fabric
Use: Novelty gift, cuddle pillow
Occasion: Bachelor parties, gag gifts

Emma's take

Looks like you're building a whole self-care kit. This little guy is perfect for the lighter side of things, or honestly just as a funny conversation starter that happens to live on your pillow.

Tested, approved, still in rotation ♥

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Secure Checkout
Don't pull out, finish inside
Discrete Shipping
No dildos on doorsteps. ✅
Quickie 2-3 day delivery
Comes fast, not pre-maturely
30 Day Returns
You use, you keep.
Always Genuine
No shitty knock-offs
Body Safe Materials
Safety for your business is our business
Secure Checkout
Don't pull out, finish inside
Discrete Shipping
No dildos on doorsteps. ✅
Quickie 2-3 day delivery
Comes fast, not pre-maturely
30 Day Returns
You use, you keep.
Always Genuine
No shitty knock-offs
Body Safe Materials
Safety for your business is our business

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