Plush Penis Pillow 3.94 Inch Brown
Your cuddly new bedtime companion with zero expectations.
How it feels
- Group play factor
- Cheekiness level
- Conversation factor
- Setup ease
- Reusability
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What it does
FAQs / Q&A
What's the actual size of this pillow?
It's 3.94 inches, so perfectly sized for a desk, nightstand, or tucking into a gift bag. Think cute and compact rather than full pillow replacement.
Is this actually comfortable to cuddle with?
Absolutely! The fabric is genuinely soft and squishy in all the right ways. It's small enough to tuck under your arm or rest against your cheek.
How do I give this as a gift without it being awkward?
The design is surprisingly tasteful and more cute than crude. Most people laugh first, then immediately want to squeeze it. Perfect for bachelorette parties or friends with a sense of humor.
Will the fabric hold up to regular snuggling?
The construction is solid for a novelty item. As long as you're gentle and follow the care instructions, it should stay soft and intact for plenty of cuddle sessions.
Can I travel with this or is it too obvious?
At under 4 inches, it's totally travel-friendly size-wise. The shape is pretty unmistakable though, so pack accordingly depending on who might see your luggage.
Is this made from safe materials?
Yes, it's made from body-safe materials that are skin-friendly. Just standard soft plush fabric, nothing you need to worry about.
Care Instructions
- Spot clean with mild soap and warm water when needed.
- Air dry completely before storing to maintain freshness.
- Keep away from sharp objects to preserve the soft fabric.
In the box
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Specs
- Size: 3.94 inches
- Color: Brown/Chocolate/Cocoa
- Material: Very soft fabric
- Use: Novelty gift, cuddle pillow
- Occasion: Bachelor parties, gag gifts
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Ships in plain packaging
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Free US shipping over $99
Ships from Michigan and Arizona. Most orders arrive in two to three days.
30-day returns
Something off? Tell us. We'll make it right.
Always genuine
Sourced direct. No knock-offs, ever.
Body-safe materials
Medical-grade silicone, glass, and steel, named on every product page.
Your statement reads XDIPX
Nothing on the bill names a product, a category, or this store.
Ships in plain packaging
Plain box, plain label. Not a secret, just nobody's business.
Free US shipping over $99
Ships from Michigan and Arizona. Most orders arrive in two to three days.
30-day returns
Something off? Tell us. We'll make it right.
Always genuine
Sourced direct. No knock-offs, ever.
Body-safe materials
Medical-grade silicone, glass, and steel, named on every product page.
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