Swiss Navy Premium Masturbation Cream 5oz
Thick, creamy glide that stays exactly where you put it.
How it feels
- Thickness
- Longevity
- Slickness
- Warming effect
- Cleanup ease
What it does
FAQs / Q&A
How is this different from regular lube?
This is a thicker cream formula that activates with body heat, staying put better than liquid lubes. It's designed specifically for masturbation with a richer, more substantial feel.
Will this work for partnered play too?
Absolutely. While designed for solo use, it's perfect for couples who want extra-long-lasting slip without the mess of thinner lubes.
Is it safe with condoms?
The formula is designed for couples who don't use condoms, but check the ingredients if latex compatibility is important to you.
How do I clean up afterward?
Rinses off with warm water and mild soap. The non-sticky formula means no tacky residue, but it's richer than water-based lubes so expect a more thorough wash.
How much should I use?
Start with a small amount — this cream goes further than you'd expect. You can always add more, but a little activates into a lot of glide.
Care Instructions
- Stays slick longer than water-based alternatives without reapplication
- Works with most toy materials and won't break down condoms
- Rinses clean with warm water and gentle soap
In the box
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Specs
- Size: 5 oz tube
- Formula: Non-sticky, heat-released glide
- Feel: Smooth, creamy texture
- Use: Designed for masturbation and couples play
- Application: Stays where applied without running
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Discreet shipping
Plain box, plain label. Not a secret, just nobody's business.
2-3 day delivery
Ships fast from US warehouses in Michigan and Arizona.
30-day returns
Something off? Tell us. We'll make it right.
Always genuine
Sourced direct. No knock-offs, ever.
Body-safe materials
Medical-grade silicone, glass, and steel, named on every product page.
Secure checkout
Encrypted end to end. Your statement reads XDIPX.
Discreet shipping
Plain box, plain label. Not a secret, just nobody's business.
2-3 day delivery
Ships fast from US warehouses in Michigan and Arizona.
30-day returns
Something off? Tell us. We'll make it right.
Always genuine
Sourced direct. No knock-offs, ever.
Body-safe materials
Medical-grade silicone, glass, and steel, named on every product page.
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