Hummer Super Automated Suction Masturbator Machine
Hands-free machine that does all the work for you.
How it feels
- Grip pressure
- Powered motion
- Cleanup ease
- Discretion of design
- Build quality
What it does
FAQs / Q&A
How loud is this machine during use?
It's noticeably mechanical — you'll want a closed door and maybe some background music if discretion matters. The motor is powerful enough to be heard from the next room.
What's the actual setup process like?
Three simple steps: connect the tubing between sleeve and motor housing, plug in the power supply, and you're ready. Takes about two minutes total, no tools needed.
How do I clean the TPE sleeve properly?
Remove the sleeve completely from the tubing system first. Wash thoroughly with warm water and toy cleaner, then air dry completely before reassembling. Never submerge the motor housing.
Can I control the intensity during use?
Yes — both the remote and buttons on the motor housing let you adjust between 5 suction patterns and 5 different speeds. Start gentle and work your way up to the full 109 impulses per minute.
How durable is the TPE sleeve with regular use?
TPE sleeves need replacing every 6-12 months with regular use. The material will show wear over time, and proper cleaning between sessions helps extend its life.
Care Instructions
- Remove TPE sleeve before cleaning — wash with warm water and toy cleaner
- Keep motor housing completely dry — wipe down with damp cloth only
- Store sleeve separately from motor to prevent material degradation
- Use water-based lube only with TPE sleeve to avoid breakdown
In the box
- 1x Hummer motor housing
- 1x glow-in-the-dark textured TPE sleeve with pleasure ring
- 1x remote control
- 1x 6-foot connecting tubing
- 1x power supply and cable
- 1x tube connector
Specs
- Suction impulses: Up to 109 per minute
- Functions: 5 suction modes, 5 speeds
- Control: Remote control included
- Sleeve: Glow-in-the-dark textured TPE with pleasure ring
- Motor housing: Speed and suction control buttons
- Power: Plug-in power supply
- Assembly: Quick 3-step setup
- Tubing length: Nearly 6 feet
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2-3 day delivery
Ships fast from US warehouses in Michigan and Arizona.
30-day returns
Something off? Tell us. We'll make it right.
Always genuine
Sourced direct. No knock-offs, ever.
Body-safe materials
Medical-grade silicone, glass, and steel, named on every product page.
Secure checkout
Encrypted end to end. Your statement reads XDIPX.
Discreet shipping
Plain box, plain label. Not a secret, just nobody's business.
2-3 day delivery
Ships fast from US warehouses in Michigan and Arizona.
30-day returns
Something off? Tell us. We'll make it right.
Always genuine
Sourced direct. No knock-offs, ever.
Body-safe materials
Medical-grade silicone, glass, and steel, named on every product page.
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