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Hummer Super Automated Suction Masturbator Machine
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Hummer Super Automated Suction Masturbator Machine

Hands-free machine that does all the work for you.

$268.99$279.994% off

How it feels

  • Grip pressure
  • Powered motion
  • Cleanup ease
  • Discretion of design
  • Build quality
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What it does

This machine puts serious engineering behind the fantasy — 109 suction impulses per minute with five different patterns and speeds you control from across the room. The glow-in-the-dark sleeve adds a playful touch to what's otherwise a surprisingly sophisticated piece of equipment. Setup takes three steps, then you're hands-free for however long you want. Fair warning: the motor doesn't mess around, so start gentle and work your way up.

FAQs / Q&A

  • How loud is this machine during use?

    It's noticeably mechanical — you'll want a closed door and maybe some background music if discretion matters. The motor is powerful enough to be heard from the next room.

  • What's the actual setup process like?

    Three simple steps: connect the tubing between sleeve and motor housing, plug in the power supply, and you're ready. Takes about two minutes total, no tools needed.

  • How do I clean the TPE sleeve properly?

    Remove the sleeve completely from the tubing system first. Wash thoroughly with warm water and toy cleaner, then air dry completely before reassembling. Never submerge the motor housing.

  • Can I control the intensity during use?

    Yes — both the remote and buttons on the motor housing let you adjust between 5 suction patterns and 5 different speeds. Start gentle and work your way up to the full 109 impulses per minute.

  • How durable is the TPE sleeve with regular use?

    TPE sleeves need replacing every 6-12 months with regular use. The material will show wear over time, and proper cleaning between sessions helps extend its life.

Care Instructions

  • Remove TPE sleeve before cleaning — wash with warm water and toy cleaner
  • Keep motor housing completely dry — wipe down with damp cloth only
  • Store sleeve separately from motor to prevent material degradation
  • Use water-based lube only with TPE sleeve to avoid breakdown

In the box

  • 1x Hummer motor housing
  • 1x glow-in-the-dark textured TPE sleeve with pleasure ring
  • 1x remote control
  • 1x 6-foot connecting tubing
  • 1x power supply and cable
  • 1x tube connector

Specs

  • Suction impulses: Up to 109 per minute
  • Functions: 5 suction modes, 5 speeds
  • Control: Remote control included
  • Sleeve: Glow-in-the-dark textured TPE with pleasure ring
  • Motor housing: Speed and suction control buttons
  • Power: Plug-in power supply
  • Assembly: Quick 3-step setup
  • Tubing length: Nearly 6 feet

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Not flashy, just genuinely good at what it does.

  • Secure Checkout

    Don't pull out, finish inside

  • Discrete Shipping

    No dildos on doorsteps. ✅

  • Quickie 2-3 day delivery

    Comes fast, not pre-maturely

  • 30 Day Returns

    You use, you keep.

  • Always Genuine

    No shitty knock-offs

  • Body Safe Materials

    Safety for your business is our business

  • Secure Checkout

    Don't pull out, finish inside

  • Discrete Shipping

    No dildos on doorsteps. ✅

  • Quickie 2-3 day delivery

    Comes fast, not pre-maturely

  • 30 Day Returns

    You use, you keep.

  • Always Genuine

    No shitty knock-offs

  • Body Safe Materials

    Safety for your business is our business

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