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Edible Massage Lotion Watermelon 8 oz.
Earthly Bodymassage

Edible Massage Lotion Watermelon 8 oz.

Watermelon-sweet glide that turns a massage into foreplay.

$3.99Sold out

How it feels

  • Edibility
  • Glide
  • Skin nourishment
  • Absorption rate
  • Scent intensity
  • Versatility

What it does

This one's for anyone who wants a massage that doubles as foreplay. Earthly Body blends shea butter, avocado, and hemp seed oil into a deep, moisturizing glide, then finishes it with real watermelon flavor so the slip never has to stop at skin. It's rich enough for deep pressure work without turning greasy, and it absorbs instead of sitting on the skin. Shoppers chasing unscented and purely functional should look elsewhere. Warm it in your palms first and let the glide carry you from shoulders to wherever the evening is headed.

FAQs / Q&A

  • Is Earthly Body's watermelon massage lotion actually edible?

    Yes. It's formulated as an edible massage lotion with a watermelon flavor, so the glide you use on skin tastes just as good as it feels. It's the same food-grade blend you'd want on a lotion that's meant to be kissed, not just rubbed in.

  • How much lotion do I need for a full-body massage?

    Start with a dime-to-quarter-size amount and warm it between your palms before the first stroke. The formula's professional slip and glide means a little goes a long way, and you can always add more for a longer session.

  • How should I store this massage lotion between uses?

    Keep the bottle capped tightly in a cool, dry spot out of direct sunlight. That keeps the shea butter and oil blend from separating and keeps the watermelon flavor tasting fresh.

  • Can I use this lotion with silicone toys or condoms?

    The label doesn't carry a silicone-safe or condom-safe claim, since this is formulated as a massage lotion rather than a lubricant. If you're pairing it with toys or condoms, do a quick patch test first rather than assuming compatibility.

Care Instructions

  • Stays glide-ready from first touch to the last, no reapplying required.
  • Store upright in a cool, dry spot, cap tight, so flavor and slip last.
  • Patch-test first if your skin runs sensitive, then glide on without worry.

In the box

  • 1x 8 fl oz. watermelon edible massage lotion bottle

Specs

  • Flavor: Watermelon
  • Size: 8 fl oz
  • Formula: Deep moisturizing lotion blended with nutrient-rich oils
  • Glide: Professional slip and glide for easy movement
  • Pressure: Rich, decadent formula helps with deep pressure
  • Skin feel: Absorbent and nourishing for touchably soft skin
  • Key oils: Shea butter, sweet almond, hemp seed, avocado, coconut

Emma's take

Emma

The kind of thing you buy once and stop overthinking.

  • Your statement reads XDIPX

    Nothing on the bill names a product, a category, or this store.

  • Ships in plain packaging

    Plain box, plain label. Not a secret, just nobody's business.

  • Free US shipping over $99

    Ships from Michigan and Arizona. Most orders arrive in two to three days.

  • 30-day returns

    Something off? Tell us. We'll make it right.

  • Always genuine

    Sourced direct. No knock-offs, ever.

  • Body-safe materials

    Medical-grade silicone, glass, and steel, named on every product page.

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