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Edible Vanilla Massage Oil 2oz
Earthly Bodymassage

Edible Vanilla Massage Oil 2oz

Vanilla-sweet slip that tastes as good as it feels

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How it feels

  • Glide
  • Absorption rate
  • Scent intensity
  • Skin nourishment
  • Edibility
  • Stain risk
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What it does

This has been living on my nightstand since the first time I tried it β€” vanilla that actually tastes like vanilla, not artificial sweetener. The hemp seed blend gives you that professional massage glide without the sticky aftermath, and when things heat up, you don't have to pause to rinse off. It's genuinely edible (I've taste-tested for science), absorbs enough to leave skin soft but not so fast that you're constantly reapplying. Perfect for the massage that doesn't stay a massage.

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Care Instructions

  • Pour into palms and warm before applying to skin for best glide.
  • Store at room temperature away from direct sunlight to maintain consistency.
  • Safe for oral contact and partner play β€” no cleanup required between activities.

In the box

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Specs

  • Size: 2 fl oz bottle
  • Flavor: Vanilla
  • Formula: Hemp seed, vitamin E, almond, and grapeseed oil blend
  • Benefits: Sugar-free, edible, vegan formulation
  • Free from: Parabens, mineral oil, dyes, phthalates, propylene glycol, sulfates, alcohol
  • Skin type: Safe for sensitive skin

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Weirdly hard to make a bad choice here β€” it all lands.

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  • Always Genuine

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  • Body Safe Materials

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  • Secure Checkout

    Don't pull out, finish inside

  • Discrete Shipping

    No dildos on doorsteps. βœ…

  • Quickie 2-3 day delivery

    Comes fast, not pre-maturely

  • 30 Day Returns

    You use, you keep.

  • Always Genuine

    No shitty knock-offs

  • Body Safe Materials

    Safety for your business is our business

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