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Water-Based Fuck Water Original H2O Lubricant 16oz
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Water-Based Fuck Water Original H2O Lubricant 16oz

The water-based lube that actually stays put.

$30.99$40.7824% off

How it feels

  • Slickness
  • Longevity
  • Cleanup ease
  • Condom compatibility
  • Skin gentleness
  • Body-area suitability
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What it does

This one's for anyone who's tired of reapplying halfway through the good stuff. I love how it feels silky without that sticky residue some water-based formulas leave behind, and it plays beautifully with toys and condoms. The generous 16oz size means you're set for a while (trust me, you'll want to be generous with application). Pro tip from my testing: keep it at room temperature for the smoothest glide, and don't be shy about adding more when you need it.

FAQs / Q&A

  • What type of lubricant is Fuck Water Original H2O?

    This is a water-based personal lubricant with a silky formula that resists getting sticky or tacky. It's designed to last longer than typical water-based lubes without constant reapplication.

  • How much product do you get in one bottle?

    You get a generous 16oz bottle, which is much larger than standard lube sizes. This means you can be liberal with application and it'll last you quite a while.

  • Can I use this with latex condoms and barriers?

    Yes, this water-based formula is completely safe with latex condoms and dental dams. It won't break down latex the way oil-based products can.

  • Is this safe to share with a partner?

    While the product itself is body-safe, I'd recommend using barriers or applying fresh product for each partner to maintain good hygiene practices during intimate moments.

  • Is Fuck Water Original free from harmful chemicals?

    Yes, this formula is both glycerin-free and paraben-free, making it gentler on sensitive skin. The key ingredient is dimethicone, which gives it that smooth, long-lasting feel.

  • How long should a bottle like this last with regular use?

    With the 16oz size, most people find it lasts several months even with generous application. Since you don't need to reapply as often as other water-based formulas, it goes further than you might expect.

  • Will this work with all my toys?

    It's compatible with most toys, but test a small area first with silicone toys since some water-based formulas can react. It's perfectly safe with glass, metal, and plastic toys.

Care Instructions

  • Store in your nightstand or shower caddy and it'll be ready whenever you need it.
  • Water-based formula cleans up with just warm water, no sticky residue left behind.
  • Silicone toy owners take note: test on a small area first since water-based can interact with some silicone.

In the box

  • 1x Fuck Water Original H2O lubricant 16oz bottle

Specs

  • Type: Water-based lubricant
  • Size: 16oz
  • Key Ingredient: Dimethicone
  • Glycerin-Free: Yes
  • Paraben-Free: Yes
  • Latex-Friendly: Yes
  • Cleanup: Water-soluble
  • Toy Compatibility: May react with some silicone toys

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  • Body Safe Materials

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  • Secure Checkout

    Don't pull out, finish inside

  • Discrete Shipping

    No dildos on doorsteps. ✅

  • Quickie 2-3 day delivery

    Comes fast, not pre-maturely

  • 30 Day Returns

    You use, you keep.

  • Always Genuine

    No shitty knock-offs

  • Body Safe Materials

    Safety for your business is our business

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