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Water-Based Fuck Water Original H2O Lubricant 8oz
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Water-Based Fuck Water Original H2O Lubricant 8oz

the water-based lube that actually stays put

$19.99$27.0026% off

How it feels

  • Longevity
  • Slickness
  • Thickness
  • Cleanup ease
  • Condom compatibility
  • pH balance
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What it does

If you're tired of lubes that disappear right when things get good, this one's going to make you very happy. It's formulated to actually stick around through all the fun, so you're not constantly reapplying or dealing with that annoying dry feeling mid-session. I love how it feels substantial without being sticky, and it plays perfectly with toys and condoms. Pro tip from someone who's tested way too many lubes: a little goes further than you think, so start with less than you're tempted to use and add more if needed.

FAQs / Q&A

  • What makes this lubricant different from other water-based lubes?

    This formula contains dimethicone, which gives it serious staying power compared to typical water-based lubes that tend to absorb quickly. It maintains that slick feel without getting sticky or tacky.

  • How much should I use for the best experience?

    Start with a smaller amount than you think you need. This formula is concentrated and a little really does go a long way. You can always add more during play if needed.

  • Can I use this with my partner during oral play?

    Yes, this is body-safe and non-toxic, so it's perfectly fine for oral contact. The glycerin-free formula means it won't leave an unpleasant aftertaste either.

  • Is it safe to share this bottle with my partner?

    Absolutely. Since you're applying it externally and it doesn't come into direct contact with the bottle opening during use, sharing the same bottle is totally safe and hygienic.

  • Is this formula body-safe and free from harsh chemicals?

    Yes, it's both glycerin-free and paraben-free, which makes it gentler on sensitive skin. The water-based formula is also pH-balanced for comfort during extended use.

  • How long will an 8oz bottle last with regular use?

    With regular use, this bottle should last several months since the concentrated formula means you need less per session than typical water-based lubes. Most people find it lasts 3-6 months depending on frequency.

  • Why can't I use this with silicone toys?

    The dimethicone ingredient can react with silicone toy materials, potentially causing them to become sticky or degraded over time. Stick to glass, metal, or latex toys for the best experience.

Care Instructions

  • Water-based means it washes away with your next shower, so cleanup is basically non-existent.
  • Keep it in your nightstand or shower caddy because this stuff pairs perfectly with condoms and most toys.
  • Silicone toys are off limits here (it can get reactive), but latex, glass, metal, and your skin are totally safe.

In the box

  • 1x 8oz bottle of Fuck Water Original H2O lubricant

Specs

  • Type: Water-based lubricant
  • Size: 8 oz
  • Key Ingredient: Dimethicone
  • Glycerin-Free: Yes
  • Paraben-Free: Yes
  • Latex-Compatible: Yes
  • Silicone-Toy Compatible: No (may react)
  • Cleanup: Water-soluble
  • Brand: Fuck Water

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  • Body Safe Materials

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  • Secure Checkout

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  • Discrete Shipping

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  • Quickie 2-3 day delivery

    Comes fast, not pre-maturely

  • 30 Day Returns

    You use, you keep.

  • Always Genuine

    No shitty knock-offs

  • Body Safe Materials

    Safety for your business is our business

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