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Bloom Floral Massage Oil 4 fl oz
Intimate Earthmassage

Bloom Floral Massage Oil 4 fl oz

Peony-soft skin with zero perfumy guilt.

$12.99$16.9523% off

How it feels

  • Glide
  • Absorption rate
  • Scent intensity
  • Skin nourishment
  • Stain risk
  • Versatility
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What it does

This is the massage oil for people who love florals but hate that cloying department-store perfume feeling. Bloom smells like you walked through a peony garden, not like you bathed in synthetic fragrance. I've been using it as both a massage oil and an after-shower body treatment — it absorbs beautifully without leaving that slick film some oils do. The 4-ounce bottle is generous enough for multiple full-body sessions, and honestly, your sheets will thank you for the no-stain formula.

FAQs / Q&A

  • Does this oil work for intimate massage too?

    Yes, Bloom is body-safe and gentle enough for intimate areas. The natural formula is compatible with most condoms and toy materials, making it perfect for sensual full-body massage.

  • Will this leave my sheets greasy or stained?

    Not at all. This formula absorbs into skin without leaving greasy residue, and it's specifically designed to be sheet-safe and non-staining.

  • How strong is the peony scent?

    It's beautifully balanced — you'll definitely smell fresh peonies, but it's natural and soft rather than overwhelming or perfumey. Think garden-fresh, not department store.

  • Can I use this in the bath or just for massage?

    It's wonderfully versatile. Use it for massage, add a few drops to your bath for floral aromatherapy, or smooth it on after showering as an all-over body moisturizer.

Care Instructions

  • Store in cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to preserve natural fragrance.
  • Patch test on small skin area if you have sensitive skin or fragrance allergies.
  • Safe for intimate areas and compatible with most toy materials and condoms.

In the box

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Specs

  • Scent: Fresh peony, natural without heavy perfume
  • Formula: Natural oils, non-greasy
  • Volume: 120ml/4 fl oz
  • Uses: Massage, bath oil, post-shower moisturizer
  • Texture: Non-staining, sheet-safe

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  • Discreet shipping

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  • 2-3 day delivery

    Ships fast from US warehouses in Michigan and Arizona.

  • 30-day returns

    Something off? Tell us. We'll make it right.

  • Always genuine

    Sourced direct. No knock-offs, ever.

  • Body-safe materials

    Medical-grade silicone, glass, and steel, named on every product page.

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