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Cocktails Cosmopolitan Flavored Water-Based Lubricant 2 oz
System JOlube

Cocktails Cosmopolitan Flavored Water-Based Lubricant 2 oz

A cosmopolitan you sip with your mouth, not a glass.

$8.99$14.9940% offIn stock

How it feels

  • Cleanup ease
  • Slickness
  • Condom compatibility
  • Skin gentleness
  • Longevity
  • Taste neutrality
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What it does

This is the lube for anyone who wants oral play to actually taste like something, cosmopolitan and all. System JO's water-based glide moves easily from mouth to more without a flavor handoff, and it rinses off with plain water, no soap scramble after. It stays non-sticky and leaves skin soft once you're done. Water-based formulas drink in fast, so this is built for frequent reapplication rather than marathon staying power. Keep it bedside, reapply as the mood and the moment move along.

FAQs / Q&A

  • What does the Cosmopolitan flavor actually taste like?

    It's modeled after the cocktail itself, a sweet, citrus-leaning taste with no alcohol involved. The formula skips added sugar and gets its sweetness from sucralose instead.

  • Can I use this lube during oral play and switch to intercourse right after?

    Yes, that's exactly the transition it's built for. The water-based formula moves smoothly from mouth to more without needing to wipe off and reapply something new.

  • How do I clean this lubricant off skin and sheets?

    Plain water does it. The formula is non-staining and water-based, so it rinses away easily without soap, though a quick wash keeps skin feeling fresh afterward.

  • Is this lube safe to use with condoms and silicone toys?

    Yes. Being water-based, it's compatible with most condom types and most toy materials, including silicone, so switching between them mid-session is simple.

  • Does this lubricant contain sugar or alcohol?

    No to both. It's labeled no sugar added and alcohol-free, with sucralose standing in as the sweetener behind that Cosmopolitan taste.

Care Instructions

  • Rinses clean with water alone, no soap scrub required.
  • Stash the 2 oz bottle in a nightstand drawer or travel bag.
  • Pairs well with most toys and condoms for easy switching.

In the box

  • 1x 2 fl oz bottle of Cosmopolitan flavored lubricant

Specs

  • Flavor: Cosmopolitan
  • Size: 2 fl oz
  • Base: Water-based
  • Sugar: No sugar added
  • Alcohol: Does not contain alcohol
  • Made in: USA
  • Certifications: FDA licensed, ISO certified

Emma's take

Emma

Pairs with literally everything in your drawer.

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  • Ships in plain packaging

    Plain box, plain label. Not a secret, just nobody's business.

  • Free US shipping over $99

    Ships from Michigan and Arizona. Most orders arrive in two to three days.

  • 30-day returns

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  • Always genuine

    Sourced direct. No knock-offs, ever.

  • Body-safe materials

    Medical-grade silicone, glass, and steel, named on every product page.

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