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H2O Anal Thick Water-Based Personal Lubricant 2oz
System JOlube

H2O Anal Thick Water-Based Personal Lubricant 2oz

Five times thicker for the cushion you crave.

$8.99$14.4938% offPick a size to see availability

How it feels

  • Slickness
  • Longevity
  • Thickness
  • Cleanup ease
  • Toy compatibility
  • Skin gentleness
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What it does

This is the lube I reach for when comfort is everything. At five times thicker than System JO's standard formula, it creates a plush cushion that stays put without turning sticky or draggy. I love that it's made without desensitizers — you feel everything you're supposed to feel, just with way more glide and protection. Water-based means it plays nicely with toys and cleans up with just water, but that thick texture gives you the staying power of something much heavier.

FAQs / Q&A

  • What makes this different from regular water-based lube?

    This formula is five times thicker than standard water-based lubes, creating a cushioning gel that won't run or drip. It gives you the staying power of silicone-based lubes but with all the benefits of water-based.

  • Is this safe to use with my partner who has sensitive skin?

    Yes, it's formulated without desensitizers, numbing agents, or harsh chemicals. The gentle, body-safe formula is designed for comfort without compromising sensation.

  • How much should I use for the first time?

    Start with a small amount since this formula spreads further than regular lube. You can always add more, but a little goes a long way with this thick consistency.

  • Will this work well for extended play sessions?

    Absolutely. The thick gel formula is designed to last through longer sessions without breaking down or getting tacky, so you can focus on what feels good.

  • Can I travel with this 2oz bottle?

    Yes, the 2oz size meets TSA carry-on requirements and fits easily in travel bags. The thick formula won't leak or spill during transport.

  • How do I know when it's time to replace my bottle?

    Replace if the consistency changes noticeably or if it's been open for over a year. Store in a cool, dry place and always check that the seal is intact.

  • Is this formula safe to share between partners?

    While the lube itself is body-safe, avoid cross-contamination by using separate applications or clean hands. Never double-dip if switching between different types of play.

Care Instructions

  • Stays slick through long sessions without reapplication
  • Rinses clean with plain water, no scrubbing needed
  • Compatible with silicone toys and all condom types

In the box

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Specs

  • Volume: 2 oz
  • Formula: Five times thicker than standard anal lube
  • Base: Water-based, paraben-free, fragrance-free
  • Features: No desensitizers, non-staining, easy cleanup
  • Compatibility: Safe with most toys and condoms
  • Made: USA, FDA licensed facility

Emma's take

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  • Body Safe Materials

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  • Secure Checkout

    Don't pull out, finish inside

  • Discrete Shipping

    No dildos on doorsteps. ✅

  • Quickie 2-3 day delivery

    Comes fast, not pre-maturely

  • 30 Day Returns

    You use, you keep.

  • Always Genuine

    No shitty knock-offs

  • Body Safe Materials

    Safety for your business is our business

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