
The Cowgirl Cone Portable Sex Machine with Remote and Attachments
Saddle up for hands-free bliss with endless angles.
How it feels
- Thrust intensity
- Speed range
- Build stability
- Noise level
- Setup complexity
- Attachment compatibility
What it does
FAQs / Q&A
How strong is the suction base?
The ultra-wide suction base holds firmly to any smooth surface and supports up to 500 pounds. It works on tile, glass, and smooth floors but may not grip textured surfaces as securely.
What's the difference between the two attachments?
The Saddle wraps around your vulva for external grinding and stimulation, while The Alamo is a 4-inch insertable attachment with realistic texture for internal G-spot or P-spot play. Both slip securely over the cone's tip.
Is it really waterproof for shower use?
Yes, the Cone has IPX7 waterproof rating and can be submerged up to 3 feet deep. The remote has IPX6 rating so it's splash-resistant but shouldn't be fully submerged. Perfect for shower play.
How do I clean the attachments thoroughly?
Remove both attachments after use and wash separately with warm water and mild soap. Since everything is 100% silicone, you can also boil the attachments for complete sterilization if sharing.
Can my partner control it remotely?
Absolutely. Both the included wireless remote and the smartphone app let your partner control all 20 vibration patterns and 10 intensity levels. The app works from anywhere with internet connection for long-distance play.
How loud is it during use?
At maximum settings it reaches 72 dB, which is noticeable but not extreme. Think electric toothbrush level. Lower intensity settings are much quieter, and the waterproof design makes shower use a good option for extra discretion.
Care Instructions
- Wash with warm water and gentle soap before and after each use.
- Remove attachments and clean separately for thorough sanitation.
- Charge fully before first use and after every few sessions.
- Store in included bag to protect suction base from dust and debris.
- Use only water-based lubricants to protect silicone surfaces.
In the box
- 1x Cowgirl Cone base unit
- 1x USB charging cord
- 1x wireless remote control
- 1x The Saddle attachment
- 1x The Alamo penetrative attachment
- 1x user guide
Specs
- Materials: 100% body-safe silicone (machine and attachments)
- Power: 20 vibration varieties, 10 intensity levels
- Controls: Wireless remote and smartphone app (iOS/Android)
- Waterproof: IPX7 rated, submersible up to 3 feet
- Battery: 4.5 hour charge time, 3 hour usage
- Weight capacity: 500 lbs maximum
- Noise level: 72 dB maximum
- Attachments: The Saddle (external) and The Alamo (penetrative)
Emma's take
Weirdly hard to make a bad choice here — it all lands.
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No dildos on doorsteps. ✅
Quickie 2-3 day delivery
Comes fast, not pre-maturely
30 Day Returns
You use, you keep.
Always Genuine
No shitty knock-offs
Body Safe Materials
Safety for your business is our business
Secure Checkout
Don't pull out, finish inside
Discrete Shipping
No dildos on doorsteps. ✅
Quickie 2-3 day delivery
Comes fast, not pre-maturely
30 Day Returns
You use, you keep.
Always Genuine
No shitty knock-offs
Body Safe Materials
Safety for your business is our business
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