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The Cowgirl Cone Portable Sex Machine with Remote and Attachments
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The Cowgirl Cone Portable Sex Machine with Remote and Attachments

Saddle up for hands-free bliss with endless angles.

$324.99$325.000% off

How it feels

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What it does

I've been living with this on my bedroom floor for three months and it's completely changed my solo game. The suction base is ridiculously strong—I can stick it to my shower wall and it doesn't budge. Twenty different vibration patterns means I never get bored, and having both the remote and app gives you options whether you're flying solo or handing control to a partner. The Saddle attachment wraps around you for grinding sessions, while The Alamo hits all the right internal spots. Fair warning: it's not exactly whisper quiet, but the waterproof design means shower sessions are an option when discretion matters.

FAQs / Q&A

  • How strong is the suction base?

    The ultra-wide suction base holds firmly to any smooth surface and supports up to 500 pounds. It works on tile, glass, and smooth floors but may not grip textured surfaces as securely.

  • What's the difference between the two attachments?

    The Saddle wraps around your vulva for external grinding and stimulation, while The Alamo is a 4-inch insertable attachment with realistic texture for internal G-spot or P-spot play. Both slip securely over the cone's tip.

  • Is it really waterproof for shower use?

    Yes, the Cone has IPX7 waterproof rating and can be submerged up to 3 feet deep. The remote has IPX6 rating so it's splash-resistant but shouldn't be fully submerged. Perfect for shower play.

  • How do I clean the attachments thoroughly?

    Remove both attachments after use and wash separately with warm water and mild soap. Since everything is 100% silicone, you can also boil the attachments for complete sterilization if sharing.

  • Can my partner control it remotely?

    Absolutely. Both the included wireless remote and the smartphone app let your partner control all 20 vibration patterns and 10 intensity levels. The app works from anywhere with internet connection for long-distance play.

  • How loud is it during use?

    At maximum settings it reaches 72 dB, which is noticeable but not extreme. Think electric toothbrush level. Lower intensity settings are much quieter, and the waterproof design makes shower use a good option for extra discretion.

Care Instructions

  • Wash with warm water and gentle soap before and after each use.
  • Remove attachments and clean separately for thorough sanitation.
  • Charge fully before first use and after every few sessions.
  • Store in included bag to protect suction base from dust and debris.
  • Use only water-based lubricants to protect silicone surfaces.

In the box

  • 1x Cowgirl Cone base unit
  • 1x USB charging cord
  • 1x wireless remote control
  • 1x The Saddle attachment
  • 1x The Alamo penetrative attachment
  • 1x user guide

Specs

  • Materials: 100% body-safe silicone (machine and attachments)
  • Power: 20 vibration varieties, 10 intensity levels
  • Controls: Wireless remote and smartphone app (iOS/Android)
  • Waterproof: IPX7 rated, submersible up to 3 feet
  • Battery: 4.5 hour charge time, 3 hour usage
  • Weight capacity: 500 lbs maximum
  • Noise level: 72 dB maximum
  • Attachments: The Saddle (external) and The Alamo (penetrative)

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  • Secure Checkout

    Don't pull out, finish inside

  • Discrete Shipping

    No dildos on doorsteps. ✅

  • Quickie 2-3 day delivery

    Comes fast, not pre-maturely

  • 30 Day Returns

    You use, you keep.

  • Always Genuine

    No shitty knock-offs

  • Body Safe Materials

    Safety for your business is our business

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