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The Hips On The Drag Queen Go Swish, Swish, Swish Picture Book
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The Hips On The Drag Queen Go Swish, Swish, Swish Picture Book

Fabulous self-celebration meets classic nursery rhyme magic.

$19.99

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What it does

This isn't your typical bedtime story — it's a fierce celebration of authenticity wrapped in familiar melody. Written by a founder of the nationally recognized Drag Queen Story Hour, this playful picture book transforms the classic "Wheels on the Bus" into a dazzling performance of self-expression. Perfect for anyone who believes that being exactly who you are is the most fabulous thing of all.

FAQs / Q&A

  • What age range is this book appropriate for?

    The book appeals to readers of all ages, from children who love nursery rhymes to adults who appreciate its message of authentic self-expression.

  • Is this connected to Drag Queen Story Hour?

    Yes, it's written by a founding member of the nationally recognized Drag Queen Story Hour program, bringing that same spirit of celebration and inclusivity to the page.

  • How does it relate to 'The Wheels on the Bus'?

    It playfully transforms the familiar nursery rhyme structure and melody, following a drag queen's performance routine instead of a bus journey — same sing-along energy, fabulous new story.

  • What's the main message of the book?

    It encourages readers to boldly be exactly who they are and celebrates all the ways to 'work it' as your most authentic, fabulous self.

  • How should I store this to keep it in good condition?

    Store flat away from direct sunlight and handle with clean hands to preserve the vibrant illustrations and prevent page damage over time.

Care Instructions

  • Keep pages dry and away from direct sunlight for lasting color vibrancy.
  • Store flat to prevent spine damage and page warping.
  • Handle with clean hands to preserve the vibrant illustrations and text clarity.

In the box

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Specs

  • Format: Picture book
  • Author: Founding member of Drag Queen Story Hour
  • Theme: Twist on 'The Wheels on the Bus' nursery rhyme
  • Appeal: Readers of all ages
  • Message: Celebration of being your most fabulous self

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  • Secure Checkout

    Don't pull out, finish inside

  • Discrete Shipping

    No dildos on doorsteps. ✅

  • Quickie 2-3 day delivery

    Comes fast, not pre-maturely

  • 30 Day Returns

    You use, you keep.

  • Always Genuine

    No shitty knock-offs

  • Body Safe Materials

    Safety for your business is our business

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