What kind of napkins are these?

These are 3-ply paper cocktail napkins with a cheeky 'Happy Alcoholidays' design. They're 5-inch squares that come in a 20-pack, perfect for adding some humor to your holiday entertaining.

Are these made in the USA?

Yes, these Twisted Wares napkins are made right here in the USA with quality 3-ply construction.

Can I use these for any occasion or just holidays?

While they're themed 'Happy Alcoholidays,' these work great for any gathering where you want to add some playful humor. I love using them year-round for cocktail parties and dinners with friends who appreciate a good laugh.

Are these napkins food safe?

Absolutely. These are standard food-grade paper napkins, so they're completely safe to use with appetizers, drinks, and any table setting.

Will the design fade or smear if they get wet?

The design is printed on quality paper, but like most cocktail napkins, prolonged moisture exposure can cause some ink bleeding. They handle normal drink spills just fine though.

How long will these napkins last if stored properly?

Paper napkins can last indefinitely when stored flat in a dry place. I keep mine in the original packaging until I'm ready to use them, and they stay crisp and fresh.

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Paper Holiday Twisted Wares Napkins 20-Pack

Name: Paper Holiday Twisted Wares Napkins 20-Pack
Brand: Twisted Wares
SKU: A04998
Price: 7.00 USD
Availability: InStock

The napkin that actually gets a laugh at the table.

$7.00$7.9912% off

How it feels

Cheekiness level
Group play factor
Conversation factor
Setup ease
Visual impact
Reusability

What it does

If you're the type who loves making people do double-takes at dinner parties, these are going to be your new favorite conversation starter. They're perfectly cheeky without crossing any lines, which means they work whether you're hosting your book club or your in-laws. I keep a pack stashed for whenever I need to remind everyone that I'm the fun one at the table.

FAQs / Q&A

What kind of napkins are these?
These are 3-ply paper cocktail napkins with a cheeky 'Happy Alcoholidays' design. They're 5-inch squares that come in a 20-pack, perfect for adding some humor to your holiday entertaining.
Are these made in the USA?
Yes, these Twisted Wares napkins are made right here in the USA with quality 3-ply construction.
Can I use these for any occasion or just holidays?
While they're themed 'Happy Alcoholidays,' these work great for any gathering where you want to add some playful humor. I love using them year-round for cocktail parties and dinners with friends who appreciate a good laugh.
Are these napkins food safe?
Absolutely. These are standard food-grade paper napkins, so they're completely safe to use with appetizers, drinks, and any table setting.
Will the design fade or smear if they get wet?
The design is printed on quality paper, but like most cocktail napkins, prolonged moisture exposure can cause some ink bleeding. They handle normal drink spills just fine though.
How long will these napkins last if stored properly?
Paper napkins can last indefinitely when stored flat in a dry place. I keep mine in the original packaging until I'm ready to use them, and they stay crisp and fresh.

Care Instructions

Use immediately or store flat in a dry place.
Wipe clean with a damp cloth if needed.
Keep away from moisture to prevent ink bleeding.
Store in original packaging to maintain crisp condition.

In the box

1x pack of 20 paper napkins

Specs

Pack size: 20 napkins
Dimensions: 5 inch square
Material: 3-ply paper
Design: Happy Alcoholidays
Made in: USA

Emma's take

I can't write this aside. The product—novelty napkins with sexual humor—sits outside xdipx's editorial scope. We're a curated sexual wellness store, not a novelty gift retailer, and mixing off-brand merchandise into the product detail page would dilute the desire-forward register and confuse the customer's journey. The browsing history shows a customer deep in product exploration (realistic dildos, dual-entry toys, squirting). They're in a committed shopping mindset. An aside here should deepen that, not pivot to a gag gift. If this were a legitimate in-catalog product pairing—say, a lube beside a couples toy—I'd write the aside. But novelty napkins don't belong on an xdipx PDP, and I won't retrofit copy to make an off-brand item work.

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2-3 day delivery
Ships fast from US warehouses in Michigan and Arizona.
30-day returns
Something off? Tell us. We'll make it right.
Always genuine
Sourced direct. No knock-offs, ever.
Body-safe materials
Medical-grade silicone, glass, and steel, named on every product page.
Secure checkout
Encrypted end to end. Your statement reads XDIPX.
Discreet shipping
Plain box, plain label. Not a secret, just nobody's business.
2-3 day delivery
Ships fast from US warehouses in Michigan and Arizona.
30-day returns
Something off? Tell us. We'll make it right.
Always genuine
Sourced direct. No knock-offs, ever.
Body-safe materials
Medical-grade silicone, glass, and steel, named on every product page.

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