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Paper Holiday Twisted Wares Napkins 20-Pack
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Paper Holiday Twisted Wares Napkins 20-Pack

The napkin that actually gets a laugh at the table.

$7.00$7.9912% off

How it feels

  • Cheekiness level
  • Group play factor
  • Conversation factor
  • Setup ease
  • Visual impact
  • Reusability
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What it does

If you're the type who loves making people do double-takes at dinner parties, these are going to be your new favorite conversation starter. They're perfectly cheeky without crossing any lines, which means they work whether you're hosting your book club or your in-laws. I keep a pack stashed for whenever I need to remind everyone that I'm the fun one at the table.

FAQs / Q&A

  • What kind of napkins are these?

    These are 3-ply paper cocktail napkins with a cheeky 'Happy Alcoholidays' design. They're 5-inch squares that come in a 20-pack, perfect for adding some humor to your holiday entertaining.

  • Are these made in the USA?

    Yes, these Twisted Wares napkins are made right here in the USA with quality 3-ply construction.

  • Can I use these for any occasion or just holidays?

    While they're themed 'Happy Alcoholidays,' these work great for any gathering where you want to add some playful humor. I love using them year-round for cocktail parties and dinners with friends who appreciate a good laugh.

  • Are these napkins food safe?

    Absolutely. These are standard food-grade paper napkins, so they're completely safe to use with appetizers, drinks, and any table setting.

  • Will the design fade or smear if they get wet?

    The design is printed on quality paper, but like most cocktail napkins, prolonged moisture exposure can cause some ink bleeding. They handle normal drink spills just fine though.

  • How long will these napkins last if stored properly?

    Paper napkins can last indefinitely when stored flat in a dry place. I keep mine in the original packaging until I'm ready to use them, and they stay crisp and fresh.

Care Instructions

  • Use immediately or store flat in a dry place.
  • Wipe clean with a damp cloth if needed.
  • Keep away from moisture to prevent ink bleeding.
  • Store in original packaging to maintain crisp condition.

In the box

  • 1x pack of 20 paper napkins

Specs

  • Pack size: 20 napkins
  • Dimensions: 5 inch square
  • Material: 3-ply paper
  • Design: Happy Alcoholidays
  • Made in: USA

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  • Quickie 2-3 day delivery

    Comes fast, not pre-maturely

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    You use, you keep.

  • Always Genuine

    No shitty knock-offs

  • Body Safe Materials

    Safety for your business is our business

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