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Pastease Warm Buttery Croissant Breast Pasties
Pasteasewear

Pastease Warm Buttery Croissant Breast Pasties

Golden, flaky, and absolutely impossible to take seriously.

$8.99$11.9525% offIn stock

How it feels

  • Coverage and modesty
  • Material softness
  • Quick on and off
  • Occasion versatility
  • Visual impact
  • Construction durability
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What it does

These croissant pasties are for anyone who takes their outfit choices seriously and their snack references sincerely. The realistic golden design measures 3.6" x 3" with 1.9" of coverage, and the medical-grade latex-free adhesive holds secure through a full shoot or a long night out without punishing removal. Reviewers note the adhesive stays put without leaving residue. If novelty fashion accessories with a very specific bakery energy are your thing, this is the pick. If you need substantial coverage or support, you'll want something else.

FAQs / Q&A

  • What is the actual coverage area of these pasties?

    Each pastie measures 3.6" x 3" overall, with 1.9" of direct coverage at the center. They're designed to cover the nipple area, not the full breast.

  • Are these safe for sensitive skin?

    The adhesive is medical-grade and latex-free, which makes it a gentler option for most skin types. If your skin is especially reactive, do a small patch test on your inner arm before wearing.

  • How do I remove them without irritating my skin?

    Peel slowly from the edge inward rather than pulling straight off. The medical-grade adhesive is designed for comfortable removal, but slow and steady always wins here.

  • Can I reuse these after the first wear?

    These are designed for single-use. Once the adhesive has been applied and removed, it won't hold reliably for a second wear.

  • Will these work for a photo shoot or stage performance?

    Yes. The adhesive is designed to stay secure during extended wear, and reviewers have used them for exactly that. Applying to clean, dry, product-free skin helps the hold last longest.

Care Instructions

  • Apply to clean, dry skin free of oils or lotions for best adhesion.
  • Peel away slowly from the edges to remove without irritation.
  • Single-use design, each pair is intended for one wear.
  • Store unused pairs flat in original packaging away from heat and humidity.

In the box

  • 1x pair of Warm Buttery Croissant Breast Pasties

Specs

  • Dimensions: 3.6" x 3"
  • Coverage: 1.9"
  • Adhesive: Medical-grade, latex-free
  • Design: Realistic golden croissant print
  • Material: Latex-free adhesive backing

Emma's take

Emma

If you're new to wearable stuff, take the first wear slow.

  • Your statement reads XDIPX

    Nothing on the bill names a product, a category, or this store.

  • Ships in plain packaging

    Plain box, plain label. Not a secret, just nobody's business.

  • Free US shipping over $99

    Ships from Michigan and Arizona. Most orders arrive in two to three days.

  • 30-day returns

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  • Always genuine

    Sourced direct. No knock-offs, ever.

  • Body-safe materials

    Medical-grade silicone, glass, and steel, named on every product page.

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