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Captain Chains BDSM Plush Toy 11.8 Inches
Prowler REDwear

Captain Chains BDSM Plush Toy 11.8 Inches

Kinky collectible that doesn't judge your fetish.

$44.99In stock

How it feels

  • Visual impact
  • Conversation factor
  • Construction durability
  • Coverage and modesty
  • Occasion versatility
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What it does

This isn't your average plush toy. Captain Chains arrives fully decked out in kink gear, complete with collar, cuffs, chains, and an eye mask that screams "ready for action." He's the conversation starter who sits proudly on your shelf, celebrating fetish culture with zero shame and maximum personality. Perfect for anyone who appreciates kinky humor, BDSM aesthetics, or just wants a plush companion who gets it. At nearly a foot tall, he's substantial enough to make a statement without taking over your entire nightstand.

FAQs / Q&A

  • What exactly is Captain Chains?

    He's a plush fantasy character dressed in BDSM gear - collar, cuffs, chains, and eye mask included. Think kinky teddy bear with personality and zero apologies about his lifestyle choices.

  • How big is this plush toy?

    Nearly a foot tall at 11.8 inches deep, 6.7 inches high, and 7.1 inches wide. Substantial enough to make a statement on your shelf or nightstand without dominating the space.

  • Can I remove his accessories?

    The eye mask is removable, but the collar, cuffs, and chains are permanently attached. All his gear is securely fastened so you won't lose pieces or have him looking underdressed.

  • How do I clean Captain Chains?

    Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild soap when needed. Let him air dry completely before putting him back on display. His accessories are attached, so no disassembly required.

  • Is this appropriate as a gift?

    Perfect for anyone who appreciates kinky humor, BDSM culture, or playful adult collectibles. Maybe not the best choice for your conservative aunt, but ideal for friends who get the joke.

Care Instructions

  • Spot clean with damp cloth and mild soap when needed
  • Air dry completely before storing to prevent mildew
  • Keep chains and accessories attached to avoid losing small parts

In the box

  • 1x Captain Chains plush figure
  • Attached collar and cuffs
  • Metal-look chain accessories
  • Removable eye mask

Specs

  • Depth: 11.8 inches
  • Height: 6.7 inches
  • Width: 7.1 inches
  • Includes: Collar, cuffs, chains, eye mask
  • Character: Captain Chains fantasy figure

Emma's take

Emma

If you're new to wearable stuff, take the first wear slow.

  • Your statement reads XDIPX

    Nothing on the bill names a product, a category, or this store.

  • Ships in plain packaging

    Plain box, plain label. Not a secret, just nobody's business.

  • Free US shipping over $99

    Ships from Michigan and Arizona. Most orders arrive in two to three days.

  • 30-day returns

    Something off? Tell us. We'll make it right.

  • Always genuine

    Sourced direct. No knock-offs, ever.

  • Body-safe materials

    Medical-grade silicone, glass, and steel, named on every product page.

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