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The OG Waterproof Splash Blanket Large 78.5" x 78.5"
Splash Blanketwear

The OG Waterproof Splash Blanket Large 78.5" x 78.5"

The mess-proof blanket that's cozy enough for Sunday mornings.

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How it feels

  • Material softness
  • Waterproof seal
  • Ease of washing
  • Temperature comfort
  • Coverage and modesty
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What it does

I've been testing this for months and it's genuinely game-changing. One side is buttery micro-velvet, the other plush sherpaā€”both completely waterproof without that crinkly plastic feel. It's absorbent enough to handle serious spills but cozy enough that you'll want to nap under it. The bonded construction means liquids distribute evenly instead of pooling, and cleanup is just a regular wash cycle. Perfect for messy breakfast in bed, intimate moments, or honestly just as the world's most practical throw blanket.

FAQs / Q&A

  • How waterproof is this blanket really?

    Completely waterproof on both sides with a bonded barrier construction. It can handle full liquid spills without any seepage through to your mattress or furniture underneath.

  • Does it feel like sleeping on plastic?

    Not at all. The waterproof barrier is bonded between the micro-velvet and sherpa layers, so both sides feel soft and natural against your skin with no crinkly plastic sensation.

  • How do I wash and dry it?

    Machine wash with your regular detergent on a normal cycle. Tumble dry on low for 30 minutes max, or line dry in shade. Never use fabric softener, bleach, or soak it.

  • Will this fit on a king size bed?

    At 78.5" x 78.5", it covers most of a queen bed and a good portion of a king. It's designed more as protective coverage for play areas rather than a full bed covering.

  • Is it safe for sensitive skin?

    Yes, it's made from OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified polyester, which means it's tested for harmful substances and safe for direct skin contact.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash with regular detergent on normal cycle
  • Tumble dry on low heat for maximum 30 minutes or line dry in shade
  • Never use fabric softener, bleach, or soak the blanket

In the box

  • 1x OG Splash Blanket (78.5" x 78.5")

Specs

  • Size: Large 78.5" x 78.5" (2m x 2m)
  • Construction: Dual-sided with micro-velvet and sherpa fleece
  • Waterproof: Fully waterproof on both sides with bonded barrier
  • Material: 100% polyester, OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 Certified
  • Care: Machine washable, tumble dry low
  • Design: Bonded construction for even liquid distribution

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Built to disappear under a hem and show up exactly when you want it to.

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  • Discreet shipping

    Plain box, plain label. Not a secret, just nobody's business.

  • 2-3 day delivery

    Ships fast from US warehouses in Michigan and Arizona.

  • 30-day returns

    Something off? Tell us. We'll make it right.

  • Always genuine

    Sourced direct. No knock-offs, ever.

  • Body-safe materials

    Medical-grade silicone, glass, and steel, named on every product page.

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