How waterproof is this blanket really?

Completely waterproof on both sides with a bonded barrier construction. It can handle full liquid spills without any seepage through to your mattress or furniture underneath.

Does it feel like sleeping on plastic?

Not at all. The waterproof barrier is bonded between the micro-velvet and sherpa layers, so both sides feel soft and natural against your skin with no crinkly plastic sensation.

How do I wash and dry it?

Machine wash with your regular detergent on a normal cycle. Tumble dry on low for 30 minutes max, or line dry in shade. Never use fabric softener, bleach, or soak it.

Will this fit on a king size bed?

At 78.5" x 78.5", it covers most of a queen bed and a good portion of a king. It's designed more as protective coverage for play areas rather than a full bed covering.

Is it safe for sensitive skin?

Yes, it's made from OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified polyester, which means it's tested for harmful substances and safe for direct skin contact.

Splash Blanketwear

The OG Waterproof Splash Blanket Large 78.5" x 78.5"

Name: The OG Waterproof Splash Blanket Large 78.5" x 78.5"
Brand: Splash Blanket
SKU: 98618

The mess-proof blanket that's cozy enough for Sunday mornings.

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How it feels

Material softness
Waterproof seal
Ease of washing
Temperature comfort
Coverage and modesty

What it does

I've been testing this for months and it's genuinely game-changing. One side is buttery micro-velvet, the other plush sherpa—both completely waterproof without that crinkly plastic feel. It's absorbent enough to handle serious spills but cozy enough that you'll want to nap under it. The bonded construction means liquids distribute evenly instead of pooling, and cleanup is just a regular wash cycle. Perfect for messy breakfast in bed, intimate moments, or honestly just as the world's most practical throw blanket.

FAQs / Q&A

How waterproof is this blanket really?
Completely waterproof on both sides with a bonded barrier construction. It can handle full liquid spills without any seepage through to your mattress or furniture underneath.
Does it feel like sleeping on plastic?
Not at all. The waterproof barrier is bonded between the micro-velvet and sherpa layers, so both sides feel soft and natural against your skin with no crinkly plastic sensation.
How do I wash and dry it?
Machine wash with your regular detergent on a normal cycle. Tumble dry on low for 30 minutes max, or line dry in shade. Never use fabric softener, bleach, or soak it.
Will this fit on a king size bed?
At 78.5" x 78.5", it covers most of a queen bed and a good portion of a king. It's designed more as protective coverage for play areas rather than a full bed covering.
Is it safe for sensitive skin?
Yes, it's made from OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified polyester, which means it's tested for harmful substances and safe for direct skin contact.

Care Instructions

Machine wash with regular detergent on normal cycle
Tumble dry on low heat for maximum 30 minutes or line dry in shade
Never use fabric softener, bleach, or soak the blanket

In the box

1x OG Splash Blanket (78.5" x 78.5")

Specs

Size: Large 78.5" x 78.5" (2m x 2m)
Construction: Dual-sided with micro-velvet and sherpa fleece
Waterproof: Fully waterproof on both sides with bonded barrier
Material: 100% polyester, OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 Certified
Care: Machine washable, tumble dry low
Design: Bonded construction for even liquid distribution

Emma's take

Looks like you're building a toolkit for some seriously good time. This blanket is the unsung hero of low-pressure fun—throw it down, relax into it, and forget about the cleanup entirely. ♥

Built to disappear under a hem and show up exactly when you want it to.

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Secure Checkout
Don't pull out, finish inside
Discrete Shipping
No dildos on doorsteps. ✅
Quickie 2-3 day delivery
Comes fast, not pre-maturely
30 Day Returns
You use, you keep.
Always Genuine
No shitty knock-offs
Body Safe Materials
Safety for your business is our business
Secure Checkout
Don't pull out, finish inside
Discrete Shipping
No dildos on doorsteps. ✅
Quickie 2-3 day delivery
Comes fast, not pre-maturely
30 Day Returns
You use, you keep.
Always Genuine
No shitty knock-offs
Body Safe Materials
Safety for your business is our business

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