How waterproof is it really?

Fully waterproof on both sides with a bonded barrier between the fabric layers. It'll handle massage oils, drinks, or any other liquids without seeping through to your sheets or furniture.

What's the difference between the two sides?

One side is smooth micro-velvet that feels silky against skin, the other is fluffy sherpa fleece for warmth and texture. Both sides are equally waterproof.

Can I put this in the washing machine?

Yes, wash with regular detergent on a normal cycle. Skip the fabric softener and bleach — they'll break down the waterproof barrier. Tumble dry low for 30 minutes max.

Will it make that crinkly plastic sound?

No crinkle at all. The waterproof barrier is bonded between the fabric layers, so it feels like a regular blanket with no plastic texture or sound.

How big is the medium size?

47 by 78.5 inches — that's nearly 4 by 6.5 feet. Big enough for full-body coverage or generous couch protection, but still foldable for storage.

Splash Blanketwear

OG Waterproof Splash Blanket Champagne Medium

Name: OG Waterproof Splash Blanket Champagne Medium
Brand: Splash Blanket
SKU: 98611
Price: 117.99 USD
Availability: InStock

The blanket that handles whatever you throw at it

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How it feels

Material softness
Waterproof seal
Size for coverage
Ease of washing
Temperature comfort

What it does

This is the blanket I keep folded at the foot of my bed — not for decoration, but because it's saved my sheets more times than I can count. The micro-velvet side feels luxurious against skin, while the sherpa back adds cozy warmth. What makes it brilliant is the waterproof barrier that's actually sewn between the layers, not just coated on top. It handles everything from massage oil to morning coffee spills without that crinkly plastic feel. At nearly 4 by 6.5 feet, it's generous enough for full-body coverage but folds down small for storage.

FAQs / Q&A

How waterproof is it really?
Fully waterproof on both sides with a bonded barrier between the fabric layers. It'll handle massage oils, drinks, or any other liquids without seeping through to your sheets or furniture.
What's the difference between the two sides?
One side is smooth micro-velvet that feels silky against skin, the other is fluffy sherpa fleece for warmth and texture. Both sides are equally waterproof.
Can I put this in the washing machine?
Yes, wash with regular detergent on a normal cycle. Skip the fabric softener and bleach — they'll break down the waterproof barrier. Tumble dry low for 30 minutes max.
Will it make that crinkly plastic sound?
No crinkle at all. The waterproof barrier is bonded between the fabric layers, so it feels like a regular blanket with no plastic texture or sound.
How big is the medium size?
47 by 78.5 inches — that's nearly 4 by 6.5 feet. Big enough for full-body coverage or generous couch protection, but still foldable for storage.

Care Instructions

Machine wash with regular detergent on normal cycle
Never use fabric softener or bleach — they break down the waterproof barrier
Tumble dry low for 30 minutes maximum, or line dry in shade
Don't soak the blanket — the barrier works best when kept intact

In the box

1x OG Splash Blanket in Champagne
Care instruction card

Specs

Size: Medium 47 x 78.5 inches (1.2m x 2m)
Materials: Micro-velvet one side, sherpa fleece reverse
Construction: Bonded waterproof barrier between layers
Fabric: 100% polyester OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 Certified
Care: Machine washable, tumble dry low 30 minutes max
Features: Fully waterproof both sides, absorbent throughout

Emma's take

You're clearly someone who knows what they like and isn't afraid to invest in quality. A splash blanket paired with all that? Smart move. You're thinking about real-world pleasure without the cleanup stress, which is exactly the vibe.

Worn under clothes without anyone clocking it — that's the whole appeal.

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Secure Checkout
Don't pull out, finish inside
Discrete Shipping
No dildos on doorsteps. ✅
Quickie 2-3 day delivery
Comes fast, not pre-maturely
30 Day Returns
You use, you keep.
Always Genuine
No shitty knock-offs
Body Safe Materials
Safety for your business is our business
Secure Checkout
Don't pull out, finish inside
Discrete Shipping
No dildos on doorsteps. ✅
Quickie 2-3 day delivery
Comes fast, not pre-maturely
30 Day Returns
You use, you keep.
Always Genuine
No shitty knock-offs
Body Safe Materials
Safety for your business is our business

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