How waterproof is this blanket really?

Completely waterproof on both sides with bonded construction. The waterproof barrier is stitched securely between the outer fabrics, so liquids stay on the surface and distribute evenly without soaking through to your mattress or couch.

What's the difference between the two sides?

One side is smooth micro-velvet that feels silky against skin, the other is fluffy sherpa fleece for cozy warmth. Both sides are fully waterproof, so you can choose your texture without sacrificing protection.

Will this blanket look obvious on my couch or bed?

Not at all. At 78 x 78 inches, it looks like a luxurious oversized throw blanket. The micro-velvet and sherpa sides both look and feel like premium bedding — no one will guess it's waterproof protection.

Can I put this in my regular washing machine?

Yes, machine wash with your usual detergent on a regular spin cycle. Just avoid soaking, fabric softener, or bleach. Tumble dry on low for 30 minutes max or line dry in shade.

Is the material certified safe for skin contact?

Absolutely. The 100% polyester fabric is OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified, meaning it's tested for harmful substances and safe for direct skin contact.

Splash Blanketwear

The OG Moon Blood Waterproof Splash Blanket 78x78 Inches

Name: The OG Moon Blood Waterproof Splash Blanket 78x78 Inches
Brand: Splash Blanket
SKU: 98619

Mess-proof luxury that doubles as your favorite throw blanket.

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How it feels

Material softness
Coverage and modesty
Ease of washing
Occasion versatility
Temperature comfort
Construction durability

What it does

This is the blanket that handles everything without looking like it's trying to. One side gives you that smooth micro-velvet luxury, flip it over for cozy sherpa fleece — both completely waterproof. I love how it's genuinely absorbent enough for a full coffee spill but still feels like the throw blanket everyone fights over on movie night. At nearly 80 inches square, it covers most beds completely or makes the perfect living room cover story.

FAQs / Q&A

How waterproof is this blanket really?
Completely waterproof on both sides with bonded construction. The waterproof barrier is stitched securely between the outer fabrics, so liquids stay on the surface and distribute evenly without soaking through to your mattress or couch.
What's the difference between the two sides?
One side is smooth micro-velvet that feels silky against skin, the other is fluffy sherpa fleece for cozy warmth. Both sides are fully waterproof, so you can choose your texture without sacrificing protection.
Will this blanket look obvious on my couch or bed?
Not at all. At 78 x 78 inches, it looks like a luxurious oversized throw blanket. The micro-velvet and sherpa sides both look and feel like premium bedding — no one will guess it's waterproof protection.
Can I put this in my regular washing machine?
Yes, machine wash with your usual detergent on a regular spin cycle. Just avoid soaking, fabric softener, or bleach. Tumble dry on low for 30 minutes max or line dry in shade.
Is the material certified safe for skin contact?
Absolutely. The 100% polyester fabric is OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified, meaning it's tested for harmful substances and safe for direct skin contact.

Care Instructions

Machine wash with regular detergent on normal spin cycle
Never soak, use fabric softener, or bleach the blanket
Tumble dry on low heat for maximum 30 minutes or line dry in shade

In the box

1x The OG Moon Blood waterproof splash blanket (78.5" x 78.5")

Specs

Size: Large 78.5 x 78.5 inches (2m x 2m)
Materials: Micro-velvet on one side, sherpa fleece on the other
Fabric: 100% polyester OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 Certified
Waterproof: Fully waterproof on both sides with bonded construction
Care: Machine washable on regular cycle, tumble dry low 30 minutes max
Design: Layered construction with secure waterproof barrier

Emma's take

Honestly, a waterproof throw blanket is one of those things that sounds practical until you realize how *nice* it actually feels. Soft, washable, and handles whatever happens without any fuss. Pairs perfectly with what you've got going on.

Worn under clothes without anyone clocking it — that's the whole appeal.

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Secure Checkout
Don't pull out, finish inside
Discrete Shipping
No dildos on doorsteps. ✅
Quickie 2-3 day delivery
Comes fast, not pre-maturely
30 Day Returns
You use, you keep.
Always Genuine
No shitty knock-offs
Body Safe Materials
Safety for your business is our business
Secure Checkout
Don't pull out, finish inside
Discrete Shipping
No dildos on doorsteps. ✅
Quickie 2-3 day delivery
Comes fast, not pre-maturely
30 Day Returns
You use, you keep.
Always Genuine
No shitty knock-offs
Body Safe Materials
Safety for your business is our business

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